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SIMPSONIANTHIELITEDOOMER nice/kind ☆POSITIVE VIBE ZONE★  11mo ago (image post) 983 thread views #175431

BOMBSHELL: see pinned comment Completing the trifecta of pinned pizza car lore posts, I present this overlooked detail from the original:

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!friendsofpizzashill he said she stole his car but he can’t even drive :marseydarkxd:

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is that why his gf drives him everywhere

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It’s also why he was walking home from foot locker in like March at night when he got attacked by the homeless woman :marseywholesome:

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Why not just learn to drive stick? I taught one of my friends he got the hang of it in less than an hour, it's not that hard if you already know how to drive

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if you already know how to drive

I think that's the problem.

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He doesn’t know how to drive!

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why doesn't he learn to drive using the car he bought? you guys don't even need licensed instructors and all that nonsense right

auto's just like playing vidya

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Right but you forget that this is pizza, you can’t go expecting things that require a 15 year old’s maturity level

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even my mother learned how to drive in America before she could do so in Singapore + we're asian

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Can't expect pizza to stop playing WoW for a weekend to learn how to drive :marseymoidmoment:

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Pizza needs a dom to set him straight, tbh. Agency is wasted on him.

Shame he lacks the charisma to attract even ones that like people who are "kinda losers".

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I could fix em.

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Oh lol I just thought he couldn't drive stick.

I'm still not convince this guys entire life isnt a bit by the site admins to drive engagement.

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wow pizza must be very popular in his local area

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