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I’m a straight man who married a dude. AMA! : askgaybros

https://old.reddit.com/r/askgaybros/comments/13xc8gy/im_a_straight_man_who_married_a_dude_ama?sort=controversial

I’m a straight man who married a dude. AMA!

I married him, because I joined the Air Force, and if you’re married, you get housing pay and permission to live off base. He gets free healthcare.

He’s my best friend who’s forever single and has mad health issues, including recurring prostate cancer.

Edit: Per the suggestion of u/oceanicolas, I’m giving out a massive thanks to the huge amount of gay activists and lawyers who’ve fought for marriage equality for decades, as well as the feminist lawyers in the 70s who sought to use the Equal Rights Amendment to legalize gay marriage.

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more straights should pay reparations in this manner

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1. Enlist

2. Find r-slurred hetero himbo

3. Propose to get married for the benefits

4. Tell himbo that the government will void the marriage unless he fricks you :marseytroublemaker:

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You gotta film it for proof too, and upload it to the internet...

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