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Saw these ducks chillin at the local supermarket

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Once I saw a duck walking down the street so I went into Subway and ordered two pieces of bread, and they informed me that they could not do that, like there was some speical rule at Subway that two pieces of bread weren't allowed to touch. So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care, it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.

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But you shouldnt feed ducks bread, its not healthy for them

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and we shouldn't eat most of the stuff we eat either, alcohol, sugar, heroin....

my ducks eat chicken pellets, old bread, tortillas, rotting fruit, garbage, etc and live to quack another day

we are living creatures fighting a billion tiny battles with microbes every day in the eternal war against entropy.

what's a few pieces of bread in the grand struggle, when we will all turn to bones and goo anyway:platyblush:

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I don't know what you said, because I've seen another human naked.

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