So I went in there and it wasn't terrible like somehow the human queen was black but she had a white kid but whatever and King Triton (sea neegan) was white but had black kids so that happened.
the eyes thing wasn't nearly as distracting as I thought it would be. All the outfits were basically like painted on stuff instead of like a real bra which you know felt a little degenerate for a kid's movie cuz you could definitely see real boob
The singing was pretty good actually but somehow even after losing her voice Ariel would not shut up and kept on singing the entire rest of the movie that I saw.
At the beginning of the show the white people were villains trying to Harpoon mermaids and there was a lot of global homo stuff about the shipwreck of Eric's ship destroying the environment and how many thousands of years Coral would take to grow back.
And for some reason when they brought into the palace when she had legs and they dressed her up like royalty for no possible reason and they had like white maids and black managers or something whatever you want to call it.
Anyways the kids got bored and they just didn't care for the movie so we left.
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I haven't watched a live action Disney remake and I don't plan on starting.
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This is the only song I've heard from the movie.
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What a repulsive voice.
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It grows on you. I tried to play it for my wife to convince her this isnt a good movie and it didnt work.
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I made it 30 seconds
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Was there really a scuttlebutt song sung by awkwardfinna? I saw it on youtube but it was a little too r-slurred to be real
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It exists but we were gone before that
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No dad in the picture sorry
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The little mixed race mulatto chud kid is just too cute, this is one of the most wholesome wojaks ive seen
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The fish half or the woman half?
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What is a woman?
!nonchuds
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Bwahaha
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!nooticers
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based
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really feels like kids movies these days are made for millennials that never grew up while actual kids watch Spider-Man gets Elsa pregnant episode 5 on youtube
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That must mean the movie sucked hard. As a kid I dont think I ever got so bored in a movie theater that my parents took us and left
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I wanted to add a bit more context and I wanted a second ping just in case you had already read the first. The movie opens with a bunch of sailors randomly trying to stab a dolphin for sport laughing hooting and hollering. My children just weren't down for that.
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They started off hating after a few minutes but we'd spend a lot of money on it so we were trying to get them to stick around but it got to be too much
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Gen alpha will deliver us from boomers and soys
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