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EFFORTPOST [Effortpost] The Battle:marseytrain2: Cries out in Pain as it Strikes you with an LRM-20

https://old.reddit.com/r/battletech/comments/13zzgz8/a_message_from_catalyst

								

								

Trains colonizing another nerd hobby, must be a day that ends in Y (much like these women's chromosomes :#marseysting:)

For a quick primer, Battletech is a nerd game from the 80s. The creators watched a bunch of bootleg anime VHS and talked to some toy company, bought a dubious set of rights and make their own tabletop giant robot game called Battletech, which many of you millenials will probably know as MechWarrior. Since the game is an autism simulator where you track where you guns and missiles strike the enemy robot and shade in areas where it takes damage it attracts a certain type of nerd that is vulnerable to nerd-cocaine, or HRT as it's known on the groomercord streets.

Interestingly the hobby has managed to stave off the Trans-Clan invasions for a decent amount of time, at one point they were banning people spamming "Trans Lives Matters" in the online game. But it would appear they have finally succumbed to the blue and pink menace. This is what tipped me off

:#marseytransattentionseeker:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16859817874684231.webp

It all began during pride month where someone took their gaysex novella and decided they could make some good money by putting a robot in it and marketing it to nerds. In short, a FAN MADE PRIDE EDITION BATTLETECH NOVEL YASSS KWEEEEEEEEEN.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16859817875891454.webp

(This is a real image)

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1685981787142105.webp

Naturally this inspired a lot of alphabet folks to jump over to the /r/battletech sub. Below is a selection of their wonderful work

It may surprise you but the sub immediately went private, the head mod is not in the alphabet mafia and rumor is doesn't worship them either :#marseytranspearlclutch:

https://old.reddit.com/r/wargaming/comments/13zsc0k/battletech_subredit_has_gone_private/

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16859822099262817.webp

The evil bigots in charge of /r/battletech managed to hold the tide for like 24hrs. A handful of users will even try to push back before being downmarseyd to oblivion: https://old.reddit.com/r/OfficialBattleTech/comments/13zyg2u/comment/jmuke5f/?context=3

Then the owners of battletech, CatalystGameLabs swooped in to save the day and ensure that Battletech is for everyone, but some everyones are more important than other everyones.

https://old.reddit.com/r/OfficialBattleTech/comments/13zyg2u/a_message_from_catalyst/

And it worked wonderfully, the sole surviving members of battletech now kneel before the church of Trans

Hello /r/battletech community. I originally created /r/battletech 15 years ago because I wanted a place to talk about Battletech on Reddit. I have not been active as a moderator or contributor but I regularly read posts and comments. Yesterday was when I became aware of the removal of the Pride Anthology post and the rightfully deserved backlash. I have no moderation or community management experience but I'm trying my best to right any wrongs.

Effective immediately, Rule #1 of /r/battletech mirrors Rule #1 of /r/OfficialBattletech, 'BATTLETECH IS FOR EVERYBODY'. The previous rule, 'All posts must be Battletech related', and it's 1988 stipulation has been removed. The current moderation team has been removed.

:#marsoy2:

Update from /u/RussellZee.

Posting as the lead over in the OfficialBattleTech side of things, we're aware of the action ddevil's taken to try and course correct, and we appreciate it (and his reaching out). Unfortunately things are a little up in the air at the moment for just how we're going to move forward. So we're going to be reaching out to whoever we can reach out to during a Monday meeting call, and get whatever guidance we can, for how TPTB would like us to move forward. In BattleTech terms, sometimes a junior officer in the field can make a quick call and take quick action, sometimes they've got to call high command and wait for the nobles to make their decisions.

This is such srsbsns

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16859820938531463.webp

This is not a cult

https://old.reddit.com/r/battletech/comments/140lt0k/battletech_is_for_everybody/

Counterculture is still alive and well on /tg/

REPORTMAXXING Opportunities

For anyone still confused, /r/battletech just got psyopped

https://old.reddit.com/r/battletech/comments/140luyz/for_anyone_still_confused_rbattletech_just_got/

https://old.reddit.com/r/battletech/comments/140g3gj/cool_battletech_shirt_i_own/

https://old.reddit.com/r/battletech/comments/140dzeh/pride_anthology_a_battletech_fanzine_endorsed_by/

https://old.reddit.com/r/battletech/comments/13zl169/meta_all_right_then_what_mech_paints_are/

ACAB

https://old.reddit.com/r/OfficialBattleTech/comments/140mjva/urbie_security_here_to_help/

/tg/ threads

https://archived.moe/tg/thread/89101073 (Straights have a slapfight with an AGP Kill all straights poster)

https://archived.moe/tg/thread/89090623 (pride lulz)

https://archived.moe/tg/thread/89077116 (Start of it all at the end)

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Defending the Iraq and Afghanistan invasions to own the chuds. Just kill the bigots, ignore that this means bombing brown people into oblivion, don't think just hate.

>I spent half of my life stacking the bodies of bigots and fascists overseas, some while I was in uniform, some for DoD and some for DoS. You might know say bigots and fascists as Taliban, Daesh (ISIL), AQI... what they want is an outlet for violence, and any permission slip will do. They need an enemy, any enemy. The fact that their kin in the USA are treated with kid gloves because they make up a voting block for certain opportunistic politicians reminds me of why the AQI evolved into Daesh: because not getting rid of them (my preferred method is a wireless hole puncher moving 3,000 ft/sec) became a matter of politics, not policy. You do not want to understand them, if you want to sleep at night. Understanding them will make you tremble with fear for your marginalized friends and acquaintances. They are like serial killers, in that they seek a release, a collective sigh, and no "fix" will ever be good enough for them, and they are absolutely not interested in empathy or understanding.

https://old.reddit.com/r/battletech/comments/140lt0k/battletech_is_for_everybody/jmylsho/

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what they want is an outlet for violence, and any permission slip will do. They need an enemy, any enemy. The fact that their kin in the USA are treated with kid gloves because they make up a voting block for certain opportunistic politicians reminds me of why the AQI evolved into Daesh: because not getting rid of them (my preferred method is a wireless hole puncher moving 3,000 ft/sec) became a matter of politics, not policy. You do not want to understand them, if you want to sleep at night. Understanding them will make you tremble with fear for your marginalized friends and acquaintances. They are like serial killers, in that they seek a release, a collective sigh, and no "fix" will ever be good enough for them, and they are absolutely not interested in empathy or understanding.

imagine a-logging ISIS lmao

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Holy unhinged lmao

This is the same shit bronze age cultures did to ensure the loyalty of their warriors. Indulge them in their vices against the common public to make them hated and dependent on the state.

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No, don't reply like this, please do another wall of unhinged rant please.

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