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EFFORTPOST [Effortpost] The Battle:marseytrain2: Cries out in Pain as it Strikes you with an LRM-20

https://old.reddit.com/r/battletech/comments/13zzgz8/a_message_from_catalyst

								

								

Trains colonizing another nerd hobby, must be a day that ends in Y (much like these women's chromosomes :#marseysting:)

For a quick primer, Battletech is a nerd game from the 80s. The creators watched a bunch of bootleg anime VHS and talked to some toy company, bought a dubious set of rights and make their own tabletop giant robot game called Battletech, which many of you millenials will probably know as MechWarrior. Since the game is an autism simulator where you track where you guns and missiles strike the enemy robot and shade in areas where it takes damage it attracts a certain type of nerd that is vulnerable to nerd-cocaine, or HRT as it's known on the groomercord streets.

Interestingly the hobby has managed to stave off the Trans-Clan invasions for a decent amount of time, at one point they were banning people spamming "Trans Lives Matters" in the online game. But it would appear they have finally succumbed to the blue and pink menace. This is what tipped me off

:#marseytransattentionseeker:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16859817874684231.webp

It all began during pride month where someone took their gaysex novella and decided they could make some good money by putting a robot in it and marketing it to nerds. In short, a FAN MADE PRIDE EDITION BATTLETECH NOVEL YASSS KWEEEEEEEEEN.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16859817875891454.webp

(This is a real image)

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1685981787142105.webp

Naturally this inspired a lot of alphabet folks to jump over to the /r/battletech sub. Below is a selection of their wonderful work

It may surprise you but the sub immediately went private, the head mod is not in the alphabet mafia and rumor is doesn't worship them either :#marseytranspearlclutch:

https://old.reddit.com/r/wargaming/comments/13zsc0k/battletech_subredit_has_gone_private/

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16859822099262817.webp

The evil bigots in charge of /r/battletech managed to hold the tide for like 24hrs. A handful of users will even try to push back before being downmarseyd to oblivion: https://old.reddit.com/r/OfficialBattleTech/comments/13zyg2u/comment/jmuke5f/?context=3

Then the owners of battletech, CatalystGameLabs swooped in to save the day and ensure that Battletech is for everyone, but some everyones are more important than other everyones.

https://old.reddit.com/r/OfficialBattleTech/comments/13zyg2u/a_message_from_catalyst/

And it worked wonderfully, the sole surviving members of battletech now kneel before the church of Trans

Hello /r/battletech community. I originally created /r/battletech 15 years ago because I wanted a place to talk about Battletech on Reddit. I have not been active as a moderator or contributor but I regularly read posts and comments. Yesterday was when I became aware of the removal of the Pride Anthology post and the rightfully deserved backlash. I have no moderation or community management experience but I'm trying my best to right any wrongs.

Effective immediately, Rule #1 of /r/battletech mirrors Rule #1 of /r/OfficialBattletech, 'BATTLETECH IS FOR EVERYBODY'. The previous rule, 'All posts must be Battletech related', and it's 1988 stipulation has been removed. The current moderation team has been removed.

:#marsoy2:

Update from /u/RussellZee.

Posting as the lead over in the OfficialBattleTech side of things, we're aware of the action ddevil's taken to try and course correct, and we appreciate it (and his reaching out). Unfortunately things are a little up in the air at the moment for just how we're going to move forward. So we're going to be reaching out to whoever we can reach out to during a Monday meeting call, and get whatever guidance we can, for how TPTB would like us to move forward. In BattleTech terms, sometimes a junior officer in the field can make a quick call and take quick action, sometimes they've got to call high command and wait for the nobles to make their decisions.

This is such srsbsns

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16859820938531463.webp

This is not a cult

https://old.reddit.com/r/battletech/comments/140lt0k/battletech_is_for_everybody/

Counterculture is still alive and well on /tg/

REPORTMAXXING Opportunities

For anyone still confused, /r/battletech just got psyopped

https://old.reddit.com/r/battletech/comments/140luyz/for_anyone_still_confused_rbattletech_just_got/

https://old.reddit.com/r/battletech/comments/140g3gj/cool_battletech_shirt_i_own/

https://old.reddit.com/r/battletech/comments/140dzeh/pride_anthology_a_battletech_fanzine_endorsed_by/

https://old.reddit.com/r/battletech/comments/13zl169/meta_all_right_then_what_mech_paints_are/

ACAB

https://old.reddit.com/r/OfficialBattleTech/comments/140mjva/urbie_security_here_to_help/

/tg/ threads

https://archived.moe/tg/thread/89101073 (Straights have a slapfight with an AGP Kill all straights poster)

https://archived.moe/tg/thread/89090623 (pride lulz)

https://archived.moe/tg/thread/89077116 (Start of it all at the end)

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>why are less and less people pro-trans?????!??!

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fewer and fewer :#marseyakshually:

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/16859992442443743.webp

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actually got me to LOL IRL gg +1

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:#haha::#lol::#gooby::#platylol::#laughing::#marseylaughpoundfist:


Part of the fiscally-left, socially-right movement. Join today! :marseyexcited:

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How long do you have, it's a pretty extensive list

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:#marseypunching:

You WILL suck the gock, transphobe!

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:#marseyxd:

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>alphabet shit

>turns out to be coomer fanfic

This is my surprise: :marseyregular:

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>even their :marseycoomer: fanfic has big, grasping man hands

:#marseydarkxd:

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holy shit lmao

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:marseysadcat:

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Post more.

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:#marseyunamused: years ago I thought I should get into BattleTech, good thing that went nowhere.

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Their finest hour

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HRT

>O N L I N E

Dilator

>E N G A G E D

Gender Dysphoria Level

>C R I T I C A L

Neovagina

>D A M A G E

>D E T E C T E D

ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL

SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE INITIATED

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:marseyclapping:

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/16859824424103842.webp

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Joke's on they/them, fascist robots are much larger.

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because NOTHING is more important than a battlefield anamy knowing you take peepees up ur butt

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Wrong chud. MtF are exclusively tops, it's why they won't frick each other.

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that unironically explains a lot tho

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:marseyagree:

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>The previous rule, 'All posts must be Battletech related', and it's 1988 stipulation that you fricking stay on topic has been removed.

Atlas battlemech says trans rights.

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that you fricking stay on topic has been removed.

It's telling that this is the rule that must be removed.

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This is a heckin dogwhistle https://i.rdrama.net/images/16859846234742734.webp

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New Target: Chuds

:marseyangryexosuit#:

5K DC bounty for : marseytimberwolf:

Or :marseymadcat : if you're a weakling

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Atlas or bust

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20K DC for one of both of them fighting

:marseycoin::marseycoin::marseycoin::marseycoin::marseycoin:

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Marsey urbie

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https://old.reddit.com/r/HobbyDrama/comments/10vtmxu/tabletop_wargames_how_a_big_name_fan_turned_pro/

Kinda related 'cause of pride month, but a while back there was a write up on /r/hobbydrama about when a popular 'lesbian' fanwriter for battletech was revealed as a man with a fetish for blonde women.

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Sounds like the typical AGP Transbian

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Also, being a trans woman, I kind of prefer not being assumed to be a man, thanks.

:marseysmug2:

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:#marseyspit:

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Battletech has a trans mech tho.... the Jenner, named after Bruce (now Caitlin) Jenner. It ran fast and it could jump.

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It’s a Kurita mech so it shouldn’t be called trans, but futa instead.

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:marseysting:

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Also it's Kurita so you know it kills civilians.

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Buckle up buckaroo!

https://media.giphy.com/media/ItM3AhhM0rj57w1JxF/giphy.webp

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Defending the Iraq and Afghanistan invasions to own the chuds. Just kill the bigots, ignore that this means bombing brown people into oblivion, don't think just hate.

>I spent half of my life stacking the bodies of bigots and fascists overseas, some while I was in uniform, some for DoD and some for DoS. You might know say bigots and fascists as Taliban, Daesh (ISIL), AQI... what they want is an outlet for violence, and any permission slip will do. They need an enemy, any enemy. The fact that their kin in the USA are treated with kid gloves because they make up a voting block for certain opportunistic politicians reminds me of why the AQI evolved into Daesh: because not getting rid of them (my preferred method is a wireless hole puncher moving 3,000 ft/sec) became a matter of politics, not policy. You do not want to understand them, if you want to sleep at night. Understanding them will make you tremble with fear for your marginalized friends and acquaintances. They are like serial killers, in that they seek a release, a collective sigh, and no "fix" will ever be good enough for them, and they are absolutely not interested in empathy or understanding.

https://old.reddit.com/r/battletech/comments/140lt0k/battletech_is_for_everybody/jmylsho/

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Holy unhinged lmao

This is the same shit bronze age cultures did to ensure the loyalty of their warriors. Indulge them in their vices against the common public to make them hated and dependent on the state.

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what they want is an outlet for violence, and any permission slip will do. They need an enemy, any enemy. The fact that their kin in the USA are treated with kid gloves because they make up a voting block for certain opportunistic politicians reminds me of why the AQI evolved into Daesh: because not getting rid of them (my preferred method is a wireless hole puncher moving 3,000 ft/sec) became a matter of politics, not policy. You do not want to understand them, if you want to sleep at night. Understanding them will make you tremble with fear for your marginalized friends and acquaintances. They are like serial killers, in that they seek a release, a collective sigh, and no "fix" will ever be good enough for them, and they are absolutely not interested in empathy or understanding.

imagine a-logging ISIS lmao

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No, don't reply like this, please do another wall of unhinged rant please.

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If mods are really that butthurt about strags being cute twinky in their space, they should just turn up the volume for a bit. Imagine a chud shouting TRANS LIVES MATTER into a :marseytrain:'s ears with a megaphone.

Have a bot spam the sub with the shittiest :marseytrain: memes and make it truly unusable for the entire month of june.

I'm talking so much spam that the posts by real :!marseytrain:s don't even stand out enough to get a comment.

Or just change the css to hide threads with a given flair and then flair all :marseytrain: posts.

What I'm trying to say is, THINK

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/h/masterbaiters is waiting for your wisdom

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Battletech Mods are apparently based af

more proof that only the most embarrassing kind of straget says based.

trans furry lives matter more than people who say based unironically.

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Keyed

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Keyed? Keyed on what?

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Keyed on how r-slurred based is

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Keyed? Keyed on what?

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Movie πŸ“Έ

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This motte-and-chudley wrote about this as well, getting some good libsmug replies https://www.themotte.org/post/521/culture-war-roundup-for-the-week/105116?context=8#context

Libtardation is a virus that infects and destroys every space held sacred to neurodivergent White men. We need to kill all libtards

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I've honestly never seen this site before, good top comment

Battletech

Woodworking

And I log into youtube to watch Stumpy Nubs tell me how to sharpen a chisel every day in fear some flashpoint will have occurred. That the Eye of Sauron finally noticed that woodworking is too white and must be destroyed. And suddenly every content creator I watch will be posting these mewling apology videos for not doing enough to foster diversity and inclusiveness in this important hobby. And the rest of the month ends up being pride themed woodworking content. Making your own buttplugs on a lathe or whatever.

lmao

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Yeah, it's great. The chuds there really chud out in excellent and creative ways and the libs just seethe that as long as the chuds used enough words they can't get them jannied :marseykneel:

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I will read this more often, I enjoyed primaprima's post further down

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Check out the monthly "quality contribution" threada


:#marseytwerking:

:marseycoin::marseycoin::marseycoin:
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>Game adds custom pronouns option :marseyclueless:

>Game's subculture is taken over by :marseytrain2: worship :marseypikachu2:

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It's called being a decent human being chud :marseywink:

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Don't read this post until I unfrick the images

Edit: That's the best its going to get

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Fix it faster

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I think I'm over the image and text count so I'll have to throw the rest of the images in the comments

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Well turns out i dont have enough to buy a pin so never mind

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@jannies send help

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I originally created /r/battletech 15 years ago because I wanted a place to talk about Battletech on Reddit. I have not been active as a moderator or contributor

Schizotheory: this happens way to often with :marseytrain2:s to be coincidence, i wonder if its :marseytrain:jannies assuming/reviving dead accounts to save their hecking validity without it being noticed as an official admigger action, maybe even without corporate knowledge. :#marseyschizotwitch:

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Janny skinwalkers? It's more likely than you think :#marseymorph:

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I don't think you even have to go that far. Imagine you're the top mod on the sub but don't do any actual modding, you probably have all the mod notifications muted and only interact with the other jannies once every few months. Then out of the blue you open the app and see hundreds of DMs about how your mod team is infested with Nazis who are currently enacting a trans genocide and that you're just as evil for standing by them. Then the sub gets privated, and the company makes a statement condemning it.

Then imagine the mods who privated it trying to explain the train hobby sub takeover to you, after you've already been told what racist sexist homophobic transphobes they are by dozens of people. If you weren't in the top 1% of extremely online losers he would sound like a lunatic. What choice would you make?

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LRM? lady reconfigured male?

trans furry lives matter

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long range missle?

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nah @coned don't think those letters line up right

trans furry lives matter

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GODDARNIT BATTLETECH WAS ALWAYS THE CHAD GAME. WE PLAYED IT A TON IN THE DESERT IN THE MARINES BC THERE WAS SHIT TOO DO HALF THE TIME. THE LORE IS ALSO GOOD AND NOT NERDSHIT. IT’S BASICALLY FUTURistic GAME OF THRONES Jewish lives matter

Also how do :!marseytrain:s rationalize the clans literally being the master race with a significant portion literally committing lebensraum. Also the kuritans being hardline anti semites and FASA making literal Muslim terrorists inspired by the Iraq war (seriously read some of the word of Blake jihad stuff. Probably of the most mature takes on both the war and bailouts as well, since General Motors and Toyota are canon in the bt universe)

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THE LORE IS ALSO GOOD AND NOT NERDSHIT. IT’S BASICALLY FUTURISTIC GAME OF THRONES

I'll admit that it's better than 40k's but :marseylaugh:

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@HailVictory1776 mean it was 20 years ago. Maybe it’s cringe now Long live the ccp

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Speak your truth King!

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LOL uplayed a straggy game now

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Welp guess I’ll die of aids

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BATTLETECH IS FOR EVERYBODY

BATTLETECH IS FOR EVERYBODY

BATTLETECH IS FOR EVERYBODY

Even for nazis and transphobes? Hmmm?

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Nazis transphobes chuds republicans and furphobes aren't people so they aren't included :marseynails::

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not THEM obvs

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Trans activists have made it their mission to go through every community one by one and expose how wretched trans people are to be around. It's slow and steady but eventually 100% of the population will hate them

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I am an indifferent GenXer and owned MechWarrior 2 on a 486 DX2 66 MhZ and had to upgrade to 8 MB of RAM.

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The first PC in our house had <300Mhz so you win King

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As a GenXer I experience neither highs nor lows to this news.

Our first modem was 2400 and our last was 56k.

Before that we had an Atari ST.

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What I was trying to say was that my first windows PC was 66 MhZ

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Sneeding

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Slowly I began...

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I already got banned from the new sub

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Post why

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And post hog while you're at it

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:#marseyarthoe5:

Snapshots:

/r/battletech:

https://old.reddit.com/r/wargaming/comments/13zsc0k/battletech_subredit_has_gone_private/:

https://old.reddit.com/r/OfficialBattleTech/comments/13zyg2u/comment/jmuke5f/?context=3:

https://old.reddit.com/r/OfficialBattleTech/comments/13zyg2u/a_message_from_catalyst/:

/r/OfficialBattletech:

/u/RussellZee:

https://old.reddit.com/r/battletech/comments/140lt0k/battletech_is_for_everybody/:

https://old.reddit.com/r/battletech/comments/140luyz/for_anyone_still_confused_rbattletech_just_got/:

https://old.reddit.com/r/battletech/comments/140g3gj/cool_battletech_shirt_i_own/:

https://old.reddit.com/r/battletech/comments/140dzeh/pride_anthology_a_battletech_fanzine_endorsed_by/:

https://old.reddit.com/r/battletech/comments/13zl169/meta_all_right_then_what_mech_paints_are/:

https://old.reddit.com/r/OfficialBattleTech/comments/140mjva/urbie_security_here_to_help/:

https://archived.moe/tg/thread/89101073:

https://archived.moe/tg/thread/89090623:

https://archived.moe/tg/thread/89077116:

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