Let's see, 19,143 mod actions by Carp subtracted by 17,590 mod actions by literally everyone else combined, and Carp ends up ahead by 1,553 mod actions. If we include former admiggers, Carp is still on top. Lmao.
Give a rousing round of applause 
to our Super Jannie Kingfish.
I propose a new name for Carp for this: Carpfinn. That's right, Carp 
+ Bardfinn. 
Yes this is a useless meta post.
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This doesnโt even include the thousands of thread-based graphic additions
And thatโs why I get paid the big bucks
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Thanks for protecting me from stalkers
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I thought you wanted stalkers though? :( I guess I'll leave downtown Chicago, alone
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She does. Just the cool kind that asks for hand pics not the creepy kind that wants to stab her.
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I want her to stab me.
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No ur okay bb ๐
Wait are you in Chicago rn?
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no it was a joke
definitely would stalk/10 though 
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The only thing less funny than unironically sperging out because 'omigod are you a g*mer/forum girl????' is doing it ironically.
The funniest and most patrician option available to a man when he sees a girl online is to as quickly as possible have very passionate and romantic gay s*x
Don't forget to turn off signatures in settings!
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how many times u think u got doxed but carp saved the day froyo darlin?
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DMing you lol
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remind her that she owes me s*x
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Bring back mellokind and ban frozen
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How much per year?
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$175k.
At least
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thanks for protecting me from soren
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