Let's give a hand to Carp for being our Gigajannie.

Let's see, 19,143 mod actions by Carp subtracted by 17,590 mod actions by literally everyone else combined, and Carp ends up ahead by 1,553 mod actions. If we include former admiggers, Carp is still on top. Lmao.

Give a rousing round of applause :marsey!clapping: to our Super Jannie Kingfish.

I propose a new name for Carp for this: Carpfinn. That's right, Carp :marseycrap: + Bardfinn. :marseybardfinn3:

Yes this is a useless meta post.

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King Karp. Jannie of the Century.

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Reddit has 430 million :marseysamhyde: active users (accounts) per month.

rdrama has 200k unique visitors per month. These are different statistics, but I'll use them anyway.

430 million :marseysamhyde2: / 200k = 2150.

700k x 2150 = 1.5 billion adjusted Karma. Lmao. Being real though, 700k here is like 30 mil on reddit. We're all terminally online :marseyidio3: and need to get the boot on our necks.

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reminder that :chiobu: is somehow married, the bar for men is in heck :marseyfeminist:

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lol

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Post wife (male) nudes

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:#marseypenis:

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Reported by:

why is that emoji the chiobu emoji

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this neighbor isn't caught up on jinxthinker lore :marseyfacepalm:

basically there is this schizo that is obsessed with rdrama because he thinks it is a haven for p-dophiles, and he thinks @chiobu is the ringleader. he makes these weird animations starring chiobu, who looks like this :chiobu:

https://rdrama.net/post/173850/jinxthinkers-incredible-season-finale-the-pdo

join the !jinxthinkers collective to learn the truth about chiobu

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join the !jinxthinkers collective to learn the truth about chiobu

:#marseyagreesuperspeed: jinxthinkers is the only good ping group


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Getting a jinxthinker ping is the only ping that doesn’t annoy me

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oh i remember that. i see them on the front page all the time but i always scroll pass because it looks like a dumb waste of time

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to each their own

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Nazi!

@COMMUNISTHOMOGROYPER stand with Ukraine ssr

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:#marseyshrug:

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Unlike all the other front page posts that are clearly not a waste of time right

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Yeah exactly

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Dramatards are asianphobic :marseychingchongpearlclutch:

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and that's a good thing :marseythumbsup:

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rude

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He's a good artist

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bardfinn was also married, a feat many of us will never accomplish :marseyitsover:

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He was married twice!

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:siren:BARD BOT ALERT!:siren: Reset the counter! Current counter was: 0 days 00 hours 40 minutes and 16 seconds

Record is 1 days 10 hours 08 minutes and 36 seconds by beamrifle

longest streak broken in the last 7 days was BIPOC (c*rp) which was 0 days 10 hours 40 minutes and 03 seconds

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Best friend is ACA with 212 mentions

rdrama is currently running at 251.929 Β΅Bardyhertz with 4550 total mentions since 2022-09-24

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:chiobu: is a HVM, the average :marseywomanmoment2: isn't worthy of him

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>somehow

did you forget why he signed up to be the japanese ambassador??/


Give me your money and I'll annoy people with it :space: https://i.rdrama.net/images/16965516366194396.webp

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remember to subscribe to carp for more quality posts

youre gonna see them anyway bc theyre pinned


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>having more than 100k truescore

:marseyneet::marseyrandom:

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>11k comments

>80k truescore

You statistically have the worst comments out of any poweruser here lmao.

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at least half of these are !slots111 and pings

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check how many times salvador has posted

@Transgender_spez stand with ukraine ssr

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i do think people vote more and you can't lose karma from downvotes here though so maybe 1.499bil

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200k unique visitors per month is way more than I would have thought this site gets. Who are these lurkers?

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Carp has my undying loyalty for keeping the MDEnerates away

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>Carp has my undying loyalty for keeping the MDEnerates away

>he doesn't know

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Are u a MDE strag? :marseybeanangry:

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Carp is an MDEfugee my guy.

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nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooo:soycry::soycry::soycry::soycry::soycry::soymad::soymad::soymad::soymad:

You're a lying b-word :directlypointingsoyjak::directlypointingsoyjak::directlypointingsoyjak:

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lol no he was a mde tard but i love him best from his spiritual bankruptcy days :daydream:

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I both loved MDE and helped get us shoahed :marseykneel:


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MDE had an anti-consumerist attitude to it that made it seem bizarrely (and interestingly) left-aligned, but then the rightoiditis became terminal. Actually that's probably a more defensible starting point for tracing 'dissident right' type online percolation.

One of the things I liked about rdrama in its subreddit days (I think I skimmed it once) was its commitment to jeering at any and everyone, which was meaningfully neutral. There was a lot of inhumanity in that jeering, though.

Now we're all just castaways...

... Point being, MDE was right-coded whereas rdrama was neutral-coded (ostensibly).

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After the show ended the sub lost their collective minds, too the point they were doing shit like like ironically posting pictures of half-naked ripped black guys in an attempt too satirize the Reddit cucks. Their biggest problem was that they tried too simultaneously act like freewheeling ironystrags while also being hardcore tradstrags. The impotent tradlarping from teenage schizos took over and when you pointed this out they'd screech and say this was how they were trying too save western civilization (lol).

WHITE EXTINCTION IS LONG OVERDUE ESPECIALLY FOR EUROPEAN ISRAELIS WHO HAVE BEEN MIXING WITH WH*TOIDS FOR CENTURIES.

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Consumerism was invented and pushes by marxists. The idea behind it is that all wealth would be given to the workers again...

Anti-consumerism was linked to inherently right-wing ideologies such as libertarianism and even conservatives since the 20s if not 1880s.

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:#marseypuke:

Next time you accuse me of being a MDEgenerate, you're getting a ban boi

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I HATE SAM HYDE :marseybangfast: I HATE HIS FANS

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I don’t get it, tbh.

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I watch his stuff selectively and don't get like half of it either, but when his jokes land they're fricking good

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Sam Hyde is (was, Fishtank and his streams aren't great) very funny, but his fans are the worst.

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Why? What's with the MDEmissia my guy?

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This doesn’t even include the thousands of thread-based graphic additions :marseyspecial:

And that’s why I get paid the big bucks


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How much per year?

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$175k.

At least

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Thanks for protecting me from stalkers :marseylove:

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I thought you wanted stalkers though? :( I guess I'll leave downtown Chicago, alone :marseysulk:

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No ur okay bb 😘

Wait are you in Chicago rn?

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no it was a joke :marseygiveup: definitely would stalk/10 though :marseyfrozenlove:

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The only thing less funny than unironically sperging out because 'omigod are you a g*mer/forum girl????' is doing it ironically.

The funniest and most patrician option available to a man when he sees a girl online is to as quickly as possible have very passionate and romantic gay s*x


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She does. Just the cool kind that asks for hand pics not the creepy kind that wants to stab her.

@FrozenChosen

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I want her to stab me.

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:cope: she would like being stabbed if it was by chad and not you

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@FrozenChosen is this true? :marseygasp:

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how many times u think u got doxed but carp saved the day froyo darlin?

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DMing you lol

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remind her that she owes me s*x


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Bring back mellokind and ban frozen

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thanks for protecting me from soren :marseylove:

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I ban people but then unban them because I feel bad :marseysad:

edit I have also been in a crusade against doubleposting https://rdrama.net/search/comments?q=author:HeyMoon+shadowrage

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your post history is private so no one can see your search fyi

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mb

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:#marseyforevertiedup:

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I don't like this marty.

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Be kind to Marty


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Not all Martys are born equal.

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All Martys are equal but some Martys are more equal than others.

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:marseylaugh:

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:cha#dyes:

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:#marseygrass:

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I deserved that, but this time was a pure coincidence lmao.

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:#marseysurejan:

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:mar#seynoooticer: The two suspected female users have the lowest amount of mod actions, bar inactive users.

Are mop actions just gender spectrum? :hm#m:

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>suspected female

Innocent until proven guilty


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alts

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HOW MUCH OF THAT IS JUST PINNING HIS OWN POST + COMMENTS

@Transgender_spez stand with ukraine ssr

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:#pepejannie:

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HE DOES IT FOR FREE :marseytrollcrazy:

btw we need a carptrollcrazy marsey

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19,000 printed awards :marseyschizowall:

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90% of those are mop abuse for fun though :marseyrandom:

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Does Carp have a job? :marseyhmm:

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Would you believe I’m middle class


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Overpaid and underworked in your day job so you can be overworked and underappreciated here.

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He's worth every penny

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She mostly just deletes people doxxing her tho

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Most are probably pinning posts. Which I appreciate. He is a good curator.

I stand with carp. !CarpSimps

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