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iowa_hawkeye Hawk/eye I Hate Good People  10mo ago (reddit.com) Edited 10mo ago 613 thread views #176690

Is it legal to wonder the cornfields brandishing a sword /r/iowa?

https://old.reddit.com/r/Iowa/comments/14329jz/is_it_legal_to_carry_a_sword_in_iowa?sort=controversial

OP in questions roast me post

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He claims most Japan's homes have a katana rack, his source is a weeb YouTuber:

That's why most Japanese homes have katanas on stands.

He can also control a sword much more accurately and precisely than a firearm:

Let's say I'm holding the gun, and the thing fires in my hand. A sword is simply safer, and I prefer it.

There's a lot more good stuff in here that I don't have the time ATM to add to the OP.

I hope this cow stays around /r/Iowa.

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:ma#rseybountyhunter:

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You put me in a self defense situation... Now I have to fire into a crowd of people :marseysamhyde2:

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Let's say I'm holding the gun, and the thing fires in my hand. A sword is simply safer, and I prefer it.

:quote: lets say i'm holding a gun and i'm a huge r-slur who doesn't understand anything about guns!:quote:

guns don't just fire on their own, assbutt.

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I've cut myself with a knife more times than I've shot myself. I doubt w sword is much different.

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How many times have you impaled yourself on a knife though?

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Zero.

Knock on wood.

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Good luck not impaling yourself on sharp objects dude

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When your entire knowledge of guns comes from NBC and Hollyweird dramas

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Factcheck: This claim is both true and false.

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It's "the right to bear arms", not "the right to bear firearms". If one chooses to arm themselves with melee weaponry that should be just as reasonably as ranged weaponry.

What if I want to play as a mage? Shouldn't the constitution compel people to die when I shout "LIGHTNING BOLT" at them?

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17132860030441194.webp In the femme darkness of the far future, there is only rightoid seethe.

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He sounds like a strag but he's got a point.

Mutts should normalise open-carrying a Zweihander is what I'm saying.

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Its legal here to do that. You should move to a free state.

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Kind of a based take by OP

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:#marseyhesright:

Leftists go on about how the the 2A was written before AR 15s, but you aren’t allowed too carry a cavalry sword and skewer homeless people who look at you funny. At least have some ideological consistency smh.

Climate action now

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Ninja stars are getting unbanned so you could use that while screaming lightning bolt, I suppose

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my takeaway from this thread is a home spear might actually be useful

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>buy a Pike for home defense since that's what Machiavelli intended

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Spears are for kitties. Just sock 'em what for with a fat ol' "WHUSS, WHUSS" and pulp 'em to death :marsey#punching:

Give me your money and I'll annoy people with it :space: https://i.rdrama.net/images/16965516366194396.webp

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wander*

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i feel like i'm seeing wonder instead of wander ALL OVER THE INTERNET lately. this is like the 3rd or 4th time recently.

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Iowa education.

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/h/corn

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>In 1946, Japanese civilians were made to forfeit their swords by Supreme Commander for the Allied Powers. The number of swords forfeited was over three million. This is the first time that Japanese peasants were disarmed completely

:marseylaugh:

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Carry lots of swords. Become the sword merchant. You would make a profit, if you could ever find someone worthy enough to wield your swords. Your swords are only for heroes.

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Honestly, if you're within arms reach of somebody it probably doesn't make much of a difference if it's a bullet or a sword going through them. That's why police are trained to fire before a perp with a knife gets within 21 feet of them

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of course he is a total fricking slob

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I'm not sure what the answer is, but I do know is I want him to do it :marseyexcited:

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Definitely be hidden under his trench coat.

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:#marseydramaddictrentfree:

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That's why most Japanese homes have katanas on stands.:

Let's say I'm holding the gun, and the thing fires in my hand. A sword is simply safer, and I prefer it. :

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Noguns are disgusting and cringe

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