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Almost certainly fake but could be funny to spread around on Reddit to incite a powerjanny panic.
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It's actually real, we need to spread it
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It doesn't even matter if its real or not. SPREAD IT!
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Honestly that's the only solution.
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100% fake but yes if the janniecord sees this, it will generate a ton of seethe, please leak it there carp
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It may be fake but the fact that i believed it could be real speaks volumes
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literally
the only people who believed the fake last time this happened was rdrama 
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tbh, if this is fake, it's a really good fake. puts most rdrama bait to shame.
The corporatespeak about "while demonstrating their passion for the platform" is an especially nice touch.
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It's shit bait, I could have done way better
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Narrator: But he didn't
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Then do it champ.
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I already sent it to the powerjanny slack/groomercords. It's obvi bait.
I pointed out that it's addressed to the AEO team, who do not manage mods or communities, or interact with them in any way.
It's self-deboonking.
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It should be real though as it's 100% true God if they went after the terminal jannies we'd see an uptick in the suicide rate
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And thats a good thing
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Yeah the phrasing is fake as frick
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How so?
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Uses specific buzzwords a tech guy wouldnโt use. โSittingโ is a weird anti-janny phrase that Reddit themselves wouldnโt use. Might as well have called them mops.
Itโs a vibe thing
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