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Almost certainly fake but could be funny to spread around on Reddit to incite a powerjanny panic.
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Honestly that's the only solution.
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It's actually real, we need to spread it
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It doesn't even matter if its real or not. SPREAD IT!
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100% fake but yes if the janniecord sees this, it will generate a ton of seethe, please leak it there carp
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It may be fake but the fact that i believed it could be real speaks volumes
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literally
the only people who believed the fake last time this happened was rdrama 
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tbh, if this is fake, it's a really good fake. puts most rdrama bait to shame.
The corporatespeak about "while demonstrating their passion for the platform" is an especially nice touch.
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It's shit bait, I could have done way better
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Narrator: But he didn't
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Then do it champ.
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I already sent it to the powerjanny slack/groomercords. It's obvi bait.
I pointed out that it's addressed to the AEO team, who do not manage mods or communities, or interact with them in any way.
It's self-deboonking.
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It should be real though as it's 100% true God if they went after the terminal jannies we'd see an uptick in the suicide rate
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And thats a good thing
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Yeah the phrasing is fake as frick
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How so?
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Uses specific buzzwords a tech guy wouldnβt use. βSittingβ is a weird anti-janny phrase that Reddit themselves wouldnβt use. Might as well have called them mops.
Itβs a vibe thing
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This is literally genocide against power jannies.
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Keep going, I'm almost there.
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TOTAL
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Jannocide
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Spread it as the truth
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fake
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I WANT TO BELIEVE
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And?
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god i hope this is real. if it is i will order pizza and breadsticks to reddit hq as a treat for the chadmins.
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Be sure to order as Bardfinn
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Record is 1 days 10 hours 08 minutes and 36 seconds by beamrifle
longest streak broken in the last 7 days was ThermonuclearNecrostorm which was 0 days 11 hours 51 minutes and 25 seconds
Best friend is ACA with 215 mentions
rdrama is currently running at 277.778 Β΅Bardyhertz with 4668 total mentions since 2022-09-24
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This is real.
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I want to believe.
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This has a 0% chance of being real but I'm gonna believe it anyway for the ever so slight chance of Total Powerjannie Death
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I want this to be real i need this to be real please for once be fricking real
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on the cold streets of reddit
itβs either mop or be mopped, and the jannies 
are about to learn once and for all there is always a bigger mop 
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This is fake
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A small number of jannies causing all the problems on reddit by having control of an inordinately large number of highly populated subs?
Who could have seen this coming?
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lol, management would never send out a csv file. It's xls or nothing.
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I GUARANTEE you that Merari kept his subreddits open solely because he was afraid of the admins demopping him. It's literally all he has in life!
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How do i help spread this fake email
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maybe 4chan?
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god can you imagine if they actually did this. jannies would be legitimately on suicide watch
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even if not real why don't they just have those limits for everyone actually
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Honestly I don't think reddit admins fathomed moderators would do something like this and consolidate such power over this many years. Its not like it happened over night, this has been happening for roughly a decade now with circlejerk mods collecting subreddits like they're pokemon or someshit.
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It's real.
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Killing powerjannies is such a great business move, it's sadly impossible to be conceived by anyone at Reddit.
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Bardy gets mopped
He remains unmopped and we get the most pathetic piece of Bardy lore to date
Bardy continues to entertain us
We literally cannot lose
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I laughed, thank you comrade!
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Record is 1 days 10 hours 08 minutes and 36 seconds by beamrifle
longest streak broken in the last 7 days was ThermonuclearNecrostorm which was 0 days 11 hours 51 minutes and 25 seconds
Best friend is ACA with 215 mentions
rdrama is currently running at 278.164 Β΅Bardyhertz with 4681 total mentions since 2022-09-24
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Didnt read but lol at the fact they call it the Anti Evil Operations
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The flailing circular arm movements of a convicted p-dophile.
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Bardinn on suicide watch.
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explain like I'm a 32 y/o male with no clue on anything in life:
who wrote this
who received this
why isn't Merari directly mentioned (even if he's the only power jannie compliant to reddit overlord)
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Habbening status:
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Today marks the end of the turbojanny. Gone are the days of... that one guy everyone hated, I forgot his name
Edit: Gallowbob was it? Idr
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/u/Gallowboob all but quit Reddit a while ago. Also he was never known for mod abuse; people just hated him for low-effort reposting and stuff
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Reddit would have been 10x better if they put in anti-powerjanny measures from the beginning. I'd say a limit of how many subreddits one user can moderate would be the most effective. This way, the powerjannies would have to go through the trouble of juggling accounts to moderate many subreddits.
Though, I'm fairly certain this is fake.
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Anti jannie action needs a site wide March until the walls they put over subreddits fall. They will not divide us. User lives matter. AJAB
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Carp can't help himself
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Looks fake, but I've no doubt that "it's a minority with too much power" will be the excuse they use to purge the jannies they want gone.
Then they'll hand those subs to their pet Merari
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I want to believe.
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Wish it. Want it. Got it.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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I want to believe.
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Please for the love of GOd PLEASE BE REAL
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Nice post, bro! I posted it to twitter.
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