Sorry for the lack of updates. I know each and every one of you have waiting for the next episode of the saga. It consumes your every thought. It's the first thing you think of when you wake up. Let's get to it!
Recap: Phillip Schofield was a presenter on British television. He had spent his whole life in media, and most notably hosted This Morning with HOLLY WILLOUGHBY.
Phillip Schofield came out as gay a few years ago, and he left behind his wife of several decades and his two daughters. Brave! Recently, Schofield admitted he had an inappropriate relationship with a young man on ITV. He had also gotten this man a job. Though Schofield insists that the sexual stuff only happened when the boy was of age, there is evidence that they knew each other since he was 10. This has given rise to rumors that even if it was legal, there was some grooming involved.
LATEST EVENTS
1. AUBERGINEGATE
Lets begin with Auberginegate. Journ*lists hounded the head of ITV for comments on the Schofield saga which has gripped the world. The response? "Do you like Aubergine?" For Yankees, aubergine is eggplant AKA the PEEPEE EMOJI. What did he mean by this? Is it code for something? Trolling? Who the frick knows!
The response got the attention of British parliament.
2. WHAT DID THE HEADS OF ITV KNOW?
The heads of ITV were grilled by MPs in parliament. This is an event that will dictate the future of our species. It will affect Holly Willoughby's career!
During the meeting, ITV chief executive Dame Carolyn McCall told MPs the affair was "deeply inappropriate", but that she had not had evidence until recently. ITV director of television Kevin Lygo told the MPs: "He looked me in the eye and promised me that there was absolutely no truth whatsoever in this, in the rumours of this relationship."
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AUBERGINEGATE WAS MENTIONED
AUBERGINEGATE WAS MENTIONED
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AUBERGINEGATE WAS MENTIONED
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AUBERGINEGATE WAS MENTIONED
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AUBERGINEGATE WAS MENTIONED
AUBERGINEGATE WAS MENTIONED
AUBERGINEGATE WAS MENTIONED
AUBERGINEGATE WAS MENTIONED
https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-65889240
3. HOLLY WILLOUGHBY SURVIVES SCHOFIELD DRAMA
Holly has returned to her rightful throne as the queen of daytime British television. Unemployed brits on benefits, stay-at-home mums, and folks waiting in dentist offices can once again rest assured that Holly Willoughby will be on that screen goddammit.
While she has returned, it is just not the same. Without Pip beside her, there aren't as many cute giggles from her. She has had a few co-hosts, but it seems Dermon is destined to be Phillip's replacement.
Will schofield off himself? Will ITV survive this scandal? What the frick was the aubergine comment about? What about Holly?! Stay tuned for more updates. Please like, share, and subscribe, and don't forget to hit that bell icon to be alerted as soon as a new video drops. Patreon and link for merch in the comments below. Peace.
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Idc about this, just upmarseying bc I like you
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I think the auberginecel was trying to do a Boris 'bring tea and banter out to the reporters' routine to be funny and flippant but it didn't work
we need more hollyposting
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Upmarseyd for the gifs not the drama.
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Holly Willoughbooby
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