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Reddit hacked. Hacking group demands 4.5M and a roll back on API changes or they'll leak the 80gb of data they stole.

https://www.neowin.net/news/reddit-claimed-to-have-been-hacked-by-blackcat-and-it-has-threatened-to-leak-the-data
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We are jannonymous.

We are legion.

We do it for free.

:#marsey4chan:

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>you will agree to our demands

>we want to work for you

>for free

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Honestly the greatest sitcom in the history of television.


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It def holds up, was surprised at how funny it was

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Father Ted is also really good and by the same writer. Father Ted maybe takes a bit more to get into since it’s less common and relatable but I highly recommend it.

Kicking Bishop Brennan Up the Arse is a classic episode.


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I hear youre a racist now father

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Another great episode yeah. I also like the one where they send Father Jack to a rehab home for old drunk priests and he starts to turn into a werewolf.


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None of that was funny at all.

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"Imagine a guy named Dude, but he's a complete strag..."

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If you think this stuff is funny you are either British or have an awkwardly dry humor that only smelly nerds have

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:#marseyawardretard:

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>steal all this data

>all these username and comments that are publicly available anyway

Have to imagine the rslurs that used their work emails or named emails lol

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>verifying reddit email

Do people really

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You get a heckin badgerino if you do!

:soyjackwow:


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I think you need an email for new accounts

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You can skip it on old reddit. New reddit won't let you.

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It does, at least on the official app you can sign up without email, unless they changed it recently.

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the official app

Gross. You use that pile of shit?

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It does everything I want it too πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

I never really got the hate tbh. But I barely use reddit anymore either way, maybe it got way worse in the past years idk. What really was annoying were the rpan streams you couldnt get rid off, but I think they removed that.

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you can skip but a lot of subs filter by email now

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Yeah but it does not even check if its a valid email, it just needs an @ and a . In that order so bussyleaks@rDrama.isbetter is a valid email adress

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Lol @rDrama get fricked r-slur what a shit username

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with no response and no attempt to find out what was taken.

hahahahaha they got absolutely nothing if the stragmins aren't even trying to talk to the ebic "hackers" lmao

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Or reddit administration is r-slurred

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What the frick did they get from Reddit? The only stuff worth anything are the billing data and email->username mapping.

These hackers probably got nothing. The important shit is encrypted.

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Any decent AAA will let them know what was taken more or less


Read what I wrote above. Now picture in your head that I put a /s at the end. Good job sweaty! :marseygigaretard:

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Does Reddit even have a security team?

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Even rDrama :marseyhammerpizza: does!

:marseys#ecuritron:

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AAA?

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Authentication, Authorization, and Accounting.

https://www.geeksforgeeks.org/computer-network-aaa-authentication-authorization-and-accounting/

This would be the accounting part of it. In my case, all data in and out is port mirrored and catalogued in a way that I can search it with elastic search. I do something similar between internal firewalls and the greater network. I'm just an enthusiastic amateur with a server rack full goodies, surely network admins are doing much more sophisticated logging


Read what I wrote above. Now picture in your head that I put a /s at the end. Good job sweaty! :marseygigaretard:

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It depends on what they do, a company reddits size could be rslured when it comes to SIEM

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That's what I'm wondering. Kinda weird that nobody got back to them.


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It’s because they stole 80 GB of cat pics and all the content in the β€œdisability gone wild” sub that has images of naked fat cripples showing of their colostomy bag holes.


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:marseysickos:

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It’s a real thing bb. Have fun.

https://old.reddit.com/r/disablednudes/


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There are also a bunch of skinny-yet-ugly chicks with made up white women diseases.

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>colostomy bag holes

:!#marseycosmopolitan: It's called a stoma.

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Well, colostomy is a type of stoma (hence -stomy) but the other guy was being redundant anyway

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:#horny:

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80gb lmfao. Bet it's jack diddly

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If it’s source code that would be lit

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reddit's value isn't in their awesome technology

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It would be lit for doing a little trolling

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idk, I’ve never seen anyone replicate it. You really think, for example, a random sub like /r/drama could just run off and make their own website?

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Reddits value is in propaganda and user data harvesting. Reddit will never be profitable but mysteriously always be funded

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reddit is one of the greatest works of propaganda, the nkvd, kgb, ss, fbi, cia, mi6, or mss could ever have hoped to achieve the level of brainwashing reddit has accomplished, in no small part thanks to jannies :marseyclapping::!marseyjanny:

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Exactly why it will always be funded without any sense of return. Our tax dollars pay for this

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It wouldn't surprise me.

I mean, it recently came out that Twitter and Facebook were getting massive amounts of money from the government for cooperating with them.

I don't see why reddit would be any different.

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>reddit's value

:marseyishygddt:

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Its valuable to certain groups and governments.

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They'd specify its source code i think. But they said data

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Yeah doesnt sound like anything fun tbh. They even made fun of reddit for not even investigating what was taken so reddit is probably sure they dont have anything insanely shocking or interesting.

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80gb is probably just raw text data that could be easily gotten like basic low level employee emails. Not a chance they give a shit about the info because most hacking groups at least front with a juicy email or two when making demands.

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You're forgetting that it's zipped, so it's more like 80.1 gb.

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It’s all pictures of Bardfinns second life profile pics.

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I hope it’s mod emails. I’d be so happy


Read what I wrote above. Now picture in your head that I put a /s at the end. Good job sweaty! :marseygigaretard:

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Yeah bro they’ll totally keep it rolled back :marseyeyeroll:

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Hey do you mind quitting it with the sass talk? Thx

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The audacity in some people fr

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>80 gb

the pushshift archive they downloaded with bittorrent?

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The FBI officially recommends never complying with these demands because the data/breach method will likely get exploited in the future anyway.

Unless you got something that could permanently shut down operations, hacking this stuff is pretty stupid nowadays.

The smart hacking money today is getting the thing and then collecting a bounty on the people that asked you to do the hacking in the first place.

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why don't they just make it illegal to comply?

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Liability issues. Private companies handling personal data and the cyber security industry they fuel would be less proactive if they could tell their users they’re SOL if the company is hacked because they didn’t invest in best practices.


:#marseyastronaut:

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We tried that with the blacks but cops kept beating them for complying

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Neighbor :#platybruh:

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80 gb of bardfinn peepee pics? :marseysoylentgrin:

Thanks Anonymous!

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And that's just one pic.


https://i.rdrama.net/images/17146493335425022.webp In the grizzly darkness of the far future, there is only moid seethe.

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Its a magnum dong

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Wait a second

Someone bringing up bardfinn out of no where?! That's so out of character for rdrama! :hysterical:

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bardfinn IS rdrama

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Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

Factcheck: This claim is both true and false.

Your roll: 2131

!slots113

:!#marseybarreldrunk:

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:#!marseycrying:

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Everywhere I go, the wind whispers her name.

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Head over to www.steveatkinscockpics.net for an exclusive zip archive :marseysoypoint:

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β€œ Reddit systems were hacked as a result of a sophisticated and highly-targeted phishing attack.”

Hello! Amazon is trying to deliver a package containing your funko pops and cuckhold pornos but haven’t been able to. Please enter your network username and password here and also install this app that’s totally not a key logger

That’s all it takes folks.


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Going to prison because they won't let you do it for free anymore :marseyxd:

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Reminds me of the time twitter got "hacked". Also lmao 80GB of data is literally nothing

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It was the hacker known as /r/4chan

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Why the frick would he sign the letter of demands ????? this is stupid illegal shit they are doing like extortion etc.

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It's not a signature it's a midwit quote by a poseur midwit brazilian "writer" that only r-slurred midwits like.

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lol

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I think it's hilarious Reddit fostered this so smugly and now they know what it feels like to be the target this time. Just curious how hard Stevie hits back or if he folds.


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@Dramamine you owe Joan reparations

And me an apology for tricking me into pinning your thread


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I gave Joan the referral to KF that he also used to find the links. He owes me and also pinned his own thread.

I put slightly more effort into my thread vs him just posting a link.

I will never apologize for your janny nonsense.


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Never apologize to jannies! Just kill them!


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:#marseyropeyourself:

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so the apollo devs are going to prison now? lol

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Reddit empowered these have not piece of trash, now let them reap what they sow.

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You're a drive by troll who is obviously deeply mentally ill and unhappy, and have nothing of value to contribute to any intellectual conversation, only your insecure ad homs from your terminally online heck hole of a life.

Snapshots:

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>jannies have now resorted to hacking and extorting reddit

Holy frick bros, just how much power do they have? I think maybe we were wrong for laughing at them, they have incredible reach. It's no longer about interbet noderators, we're dealing with some sort of secretive community. Like modern day freemasons

:marseysweatin#g:

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How do you steal 80gb of data?

It took me half a day to install cyberpunk and it’s not much bigger.

Looks like Reddit needs fewer jannies and more people watching event logs kek

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Lol

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