EFFORTPOST [EFFORTPOST] Marco's Tales From Anthrocon, Part 2: Plush Libertarian Perverts and Trans-Species Tomfoolery

Part 1 Here!

Hello again my beauties!

As promised, here's part 2 of my r-slurred furtwink adventure. If you're thinking of commenting "hurr hurr TL;DR Marco is a furry xDDDD" without reading anything, I instead suggest checking out this recent low effort trainpost which is probably more suited to the users here with your special brand of cognitive disability. Anywho, onto Saturday's shenanigans!

The Plush Pile Grooming Incident

Early on Saturday there was a meet-and-greet scheduled for "plush furs", also known as plushophiles, attending the convention - a niche group within the furry community whom have a shared interest in fricking their stuffed toys. In some rare cases, they even develop romantic relationships with them. Out of morbid curiosity, some of our group had a quick peek inside one of the panel rooms just as the plush thing was starting, and this picture was snapped on our way out again. Just in case you were curious about what the type of person to unironically go to one of these things looks like.

It wasn't until that night though that we learned that just a few minutes after that picture was taken, an occurrence of actual physical child grooming happened in broad daylight shortly after we left.

https://x.com/plushderg/status/1676260831456002049

I only really have two questions about this whole affair.

Q. Why in Allah's name is this whole event advertised as an all-ages thing with so much open degeneracy and creeps lurking around every corner? The answer of course is pretty obvious - the whole point of allowing children is probably to attract vulnerable naive kids where they end up as an easy target for grooming, which leads to my second question.

Q. Why haven't we systematically hunted down and publicly [Removed by the rDrama Anti Evil Operations Team] all furries yet?

https://x.com/Ursidae89/status/1676306533217337346

I have no idea how a normie could spend more than a few hours at something like this and not come to the conclusion that furries are total disgusting perverts.

Does He Look Like a B-word?

The plushfur pedos however, not content with just one controversy this year as a result of their horrific antics, decide to kick it up a notch.

What you're seeing here is some moid bound in a gimp/b-word suit (concealed by the outer plushy fursuit layer) being wheeled around in a wheelbarrow in broad daylight. His "handler" pretends that it's an actual plush toy, and encourages attendees of all ages to unknowingly pet the dude hiding a raging hard-on beneath the fursuit, all as part of some disgusting exhibitionism/humiliation kink. Fun for all the family, right?

https://x.com/AshTheWicker/status/1675502191044337665

https://x.com/apeslion/status/1675768221062905856

Good thing it's not hurting anyone though!

https://x.com/FionaMaray/status/1675868395693023232

https://x.com/arrowt/status/1674989036015075329

This shit is why I firmly believe all furries without exception should be banned from all online communities. I would do it in a heartbeat, but the fish and capy still won't let me.

On All Levels Except Physical

Moving onto a more light-hearted topic, another panel that one of our group actually did attend in full out of curiosity was a therian/trans-species focus group, who as you're probably aware by now are furry-adjacent r-slurs who genuinely believe that they have the spirit of a wolf/fox/whatever or were one in a previous lifetime but now remain trapped in a human body; dealing with species dysphoria and microaggressions such as the terms "humanity" and "human rights" on a daily basis. Remember though, that whole litterbox story was a hoax and nobody actually identifies as an animal, you dumb FOX news watching rightoid boomer chuds!

He took down a bunch of notes and funny quotes that I'm too lazy to summarize so I'm just going to paste them here in full. My personal input is that they were all very gross looking and ugly which is all you need to know really.

Therian/Otherkin Focus Group Notes:

• Lots of therians/otherkin focus on gender

  • Is there a consistency with how you’re experiencing gender within different parts of yourself?

  • conversations about gender can be very fraught and unhelpful

• Findings: the majority of therians/otherkin felt that their gender identities were consistent across All Parts Of Self Or Entities

• …ok this is a dull start; I’ll only take the cool notes

• “I am a trans female; the fox part of me is male but prefers to be referred to as female”

• You’re still a woman as an animal, but potentially like a second level of woman—more authentic and feminine. Stronger presentation of womanhood as animal self

• “I consider myself agender as human because the wolf part is so much more central to my identity—a pianissimo violin next to a blaring orchestra”

• “I’m otherhuman—alter-hearted. Did you touch on that kind of identity at all?”

• “As you get older, are you developing in the way that a dog would develop?”

• “My anthro identity and sexuality are very intrinsically tied together”

• A month or two ago, Vanderbilt gave the state LGBTQ personal info even tho it was completely unethical 😱 careful about anonymity!!

• “As a recent escapee of Florida, I have drastic concerns…”

• Trying to fit it into the DID cluster

• “Since we know animal alters exist…”

• “Have you considered correlating your methods with indigenous cultures? Because they have always been open to multi-culture and that connection with the natural world”

• “One of the things we try to be really careful about is cultural appropriation… certainly I’ve had people from indigenous groups say, ‘yeah, this informs my therianthropy’”

Really can't wait for this type of discourse to hit the mainstream, although I doubt it'll be for a while since it's currently inconvenient to normie leftoids that these people exist in moderately large numbers as it proves the rightoids were right all along.

Furry Planet

The last notable event of Saturday was a talk from some total boomer furry dude (literally 70+ years old) who wrote a book about furries and how they're going mainstream or something. His main argument for this was how media with "furry" characters i.e. Zootopia, Turning Red and Bojack Horseman were super popular, as if Disneyshit or anthro characters were some entire new novel concept for normies that haven't been around and popularized for a over century already. (I don't even think what he's saying is wrong persay, it's pretty obvious that far more kids than ever are being groomed into furshit, but his rationale for it was very weird)

But then the conversation moved onto a more interesting topic - he started talking about how furries are depicted in the media, bringing up the litterbox stuff that continues to make furries seethe to this day, and then he mentioned the Libs of Tiktok Wordsearch Prank that was devised by none other than yours truly and @Publiq (who happened to be right there with me) on this very site! We proudly came clean to the whole room that we were the culprits behind that whole gayop, and his response?

"That was hilarious, you guys should do more pranks like that"

And there you have it, we now have express permission from some clueless but well-meaning furry boomer to cause more trouble and spread disinformation about furries, all in the name of drama. I'll be sure to not let him down.

Part 3 soon, which covers everything that happened on Sunday (which includes me being an outspoken nooticer at a "furry science" social studies panel) and pretty much wraps up the whole awful journey.