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[medicaid patients only] wake up babe, new dine and dash strategy just dropped

https://old.reddit.com/r/Serverlife/comments/14zzpfo/dont_wanna_pay_your_tabhey_just_call_911

Donโ€™t wanna pay your tab?Hey just call 911

Lady with a walker came in; enjoyed a $20 salad and $10 glass of wineโ€ฆwhen bill was presented she called me over and asked me to call her an ambulance for various reasons. She couldnโ€™t function to find her wallet. Of course we took it very seriously, comped her meal and sat with her until the EMTs arrived. Before they took her away a paramedic told us she pulled this stunt last night at a restaurant down the streetโ€ฆomg

EDIT: for non-Burgers, Medicaid is the free health insurance for the poor

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She dined and dashed an Applebees? lmao

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somethin somethin late night with somethin somethin and an oreo somethin

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Applebee's is my favorite restraunt

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Iโ€™m sorry to hear that

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I'm bimothy

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BAZINGA :xd:

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Iโ€™m sorry to hear that

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hi bimothy :marseywave2:

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Hello :marseywave2:

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Their happy :marseycalarts: hour goes hard as frick fr fr ong

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at least make it joes crab shake or something

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They got a good mushroom swiss burger

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I got my $32.99 meal comped. All I had to do was hang out with paramedics for 2 hours, drive to the hospital and sit through 2 hours of intake, get interrogated by nurses and Dr's, fill out tons of paperwork,...

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better than sucking a peepee for $40 and spending the night at a shelter

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Makes sense no one respectable is at applebees so you cant lose any social credit

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