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[medicaid patients only] wake up babe, new dine and dash strategy just dropped

https://old.reddit.com/r/Serverlife/comments/14zzpfo/dont_wanna_pay_your_tabhey_just_call_911?sort=controversial

Don’t wanna pay your tab?Hey just call 911

Lady with a walker came in; enjoyed a $20 salad and $10 glass of wine…when bill was presented she called me over and asked me to call her an ambulance for various reasons. She couldn’t function to find her wallet. Of course we took it very seriously, comped her meal and sat with her until the EMTs arrived. Before they took her away a paramedic told us she pulled this stunt last night at a restaurant down the street…omg

EDIT: for non-Burgers, Medicaid is the free health insurance for the poor

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She dined and dashed an Applebees? lmao

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Applebee's is my favorite restraunt

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I’m sorry to hear that

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I'm bimothy

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BAZINGA :xd:

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I’m sorry to hear that

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hi bimothy :marseywave2:

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Hello :marseywave2:

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Their happy :marseycalarts: hour goes hard as frick fr fr ong

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at least make it joes crab shake or something

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They got a good mushroom swiss burger

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I got my $32.99 meal comped. All I had to do was hang out with paramedics for 2 hours, drive to the hospital and sit through 2 hours of intake, get interrogated by nurses and Dr's, fill out tons of paperwork,...

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better than sucking a peepee for $40 and spending the night at a shelter

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somethin somethin late night with somethin somethin and an oreo somethin

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Makes sense no one respectable is at applebees so you cant lose any social credit

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The cost depends on where you live. Here in Virginia Beach it's free.

Nothing is free.

I don't get a bill for it. Neither does anybody else. 100% volunteer EMTs too.

These people live among us in society, have the same rights as you and have the same political weight as you.

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Nothing is free

:#soyjakanimeglasses:

I don’t get a bill for it

:#gigachad2::#gigachad4::!#soycry:

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Also them:

I guess I'm paying 30% of my salary as taxes now

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…

:#chadblack:

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People like this unironically need to die

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Not the same body weight, though.

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Return to feudalism imo

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ngl thats pretty comfy

my heart is telling me dab on those wagies, queen grandma

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that'ss pretty comfy? what the heck does that even mean...

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i said b ased but im foided for putting a woman in her place

please send help i might not make it

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YTA

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:#marseysoycry:

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Comfy? Comfy on what?

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a big leather reclining chair and its EVERYTHING

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and its EVERYTHING

So true bestie!

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I don't know but in my research I discovered this Marsey maybe this is what comfy means?

:#marseycomfy:

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>she clearly needs to be in a home with full supervision. She either has dementia or is a sociopath.

that is an insane conclusion

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:soyjaktantrum: SHE DIDNT LEAVE A 30% TIP FOR HER SERVERS LOCK HER IN AN ASYLUM

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Institutionalizing these bums will save public funds. :marseyclueless:

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sociopath

Are people who steal from convenience stores "sociopaths"?

Answer: :marseyracist:

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Unrelated, but I wonder why health insurance costs are so high in America.

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Best access to innovative therapies in the world 💪🏻 We have an unhealthy population but we STILL have the best cancer survival rates 😎

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Oh cool, I'm glad it's not because fat people are calling 9/11 for no reason.

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:#marseyusa:

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Cause hospitals run for profit and 90% of the revenue goes to the shareholders.

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Have you seen how fat they are?

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This isn't even bait, it's just a fricking lie.

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enjoyed a $20 salad

Do Americans really pay $20 for a salad?

What is that, a filet mignon-truffel salad?

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Applebees so probably a bunch of iceberg lettuce drowned in liquid cheese and ranch dressing.

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And then they expect you to tip a percentage of your total :marseyxd:

Mutts getting absolutely finessed when eating out

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Burgers why eat at applebees for $20 when you can eat at home for $3?

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Because "cooking is hard and takes too long :soymad:"

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Cooking a salad?

:marseyconfus#ed:

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its so insane to me its either dementia or sociopathy is the current options or just throw her in jail. The Kennedy's taught you well. god bless America..

Could just be that the old lady is an butthole. Whatever the case, she's still a waste of space. Straight to the loony bin for her.

You can’t just throw people in asylums or jail. Even if the are really mean

I think we should throw you in jail too while we’re at it

For what

Aggravated stupidity. A class D felony.

:#platymicdrop:

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You can’t just throw people in asylums or jail. Even if the are really mean

https://media.giphy.com/media/TJUDqthsi2htym4TN0/giphy.webp

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reddit humor… somehow even one tranche below rdrama humor :marseygunshotsuicide:

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:#marseychingchongshooter:

Snapshots:

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:#!marseychingchongshooter:

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Jesus christ the triads are at it again, this neighborhood has really gone to heck.

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