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[medicaid patients only] wake up babe, new dine and dash strategy just dropped

https://old.reddit.com/r/Serverlife/comments/14zzpfo/dont_wanna_pay_your_tabhey_just_call_911

Donโ€™t wanna pay your tab?Hey just call 911

Lady with a walker came in; enjoyed a $20 salad and $10 glass of wineโ€ฆwhen bill was presented she called me over and asked me to call her an ambulance for various reasons. She couldnโ€™t function to find her wallet. Of course we took it very seriously, comped her meal and sat with her until the EMTs arrived. Before they took her away a paramedic told us she pulled this stunt last night at a restaurant down the streetโ€ฆomg

EDIT: for non-Burgers, Medicaid is the free health insurance for the poor

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ngl thats pretty comfy

my heart is telling me dab on those wagies, queen grandma

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that'ss pretty comfy? what the heck does that even mean...

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i said b ased but im foided for putting a woman in her place

please send help i might not make it

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YTA

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:#marseysoycry:

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Comfy? Comfy on what?

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a big leather reclining chair and its EVERYTHING

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and its EVERYTHING

So true bestie!

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I don't know but in my research I discovered this Marsey maybe this is what comfy means?

:#marseycomfy:

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