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[medicaid patients only] wake up babe, new dine and dash strategy just dropped

https://old.reddit.com/r/Serverlife/comments/14zzpfo/dont_wanna_pay_your_tabhey_just_call_911

Don’t wanna pay your tab?Hey just call 911

Lady with a walker came in; enjoyed a $20 salad and $10 glass of wine…when bill was presented she called me over and asked me to call her an ambulance for various reasons. She couldn’t function to find her wallet. Of course we took it very seriously, comped her meal and sat with her until the EMTs arrived. Before they took her away a paramedic told us she pulled this stunt last night at a restaurant down the street…omg

EDIT: for non-Burgers, Medicaid is the free health insurance for the poor

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The cost depends on where you live. Here in Virginia Beach it's free.

Nothing is free.

I don't get a bill for it. Neither does anybody else. 100% volunteer EMTs too.

These people live among us in society, have the same rights as you and have the same political weight as you.

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Not the same body weight, though.

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Nothing is free

:#soyjakanimeglasses:

I don’t get a bill for it

:#gigachad2::#gigachad4::!#soycry:

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Also them:

I guess I'm paying 30% of my salary as taxes now

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:#chadblack:

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People like this unironically need to die

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Return to feudalism imo

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