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[medicaid patients only] wake up babe, new dine and dash strategy just dropped

https://old.reddit.com/r/Serverlife/comments/14zzpfo/dont_wanna_pay_your_tabhey_just_call_911

Don’t wanna pay your tab?Hey just call 911

Lady with a walker came in; enjoyed a $20 salad and $10 glass of wine…when bill was presented she called me over and asked me to call her an ambulance for various reasons. She couldn’t function to find her wallet. Of course we took it very seriously, comped her meal and sat with her until the EMTs arrived. Before they took her away a paramedic told us she pulled this stunt last night at a restaurant down the street…omg

EDIT: for non-Burgers, Medicaid is the free health insurance for the poor

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its so insane to me its either dementia or sociopathy is the current options or just throw her in jail. The Kennedy's taught you well. god bless America..

Could just be that the old lady is an butthole. Whatever the case, she's still a waste of space. Straight to the loony bin for her.

You can’t just throw people in asylums or jail. Even if the are really mean

I think we should throw you in jail too while we’re at it

For what

Aggravated stupidity. A class D felony.

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You can’t just throw people in asylums or jail. Even if the are really mean

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reddit humor… somehow even one tranche below rdrama humor :marseygunshotsuicide:

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