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[medicaid patients only] wake up babe, new dine and dash strategy just dropped

https://old.reddit.com/r/Serverlife/comments/14zzpfo/dont_wanna_pay_your_tabhey_just_call_911

Donโ€™t wanna pay your tab?Hey just call 911

Lady with a walker came in; enjoyed a $20 salad and $10 glass of wineโ€ฆwhen bill was presented she called me over and asked me to call her an ambulance for various reasons. She couldnโ€™t function to find her wallet. Of course we took it very seriously, comped her meal and sat with her until the EMTs arrived. Before they took her away a paramedic told us she pulled this stunt last night at a restaurant down the streetโ€ฆomg

EDIT: for non-Burgers, Medicaid is the free health insurance for the poor

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enjoyed a $20 salad

Do Americans really pay $20 for a salad?

What is that, a filet mignon-truffel salad?

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Applebees so probably a bunch of iceberg lettuce drowned in liquid cheese and ranch dressing.

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Burgers why eat at applebees for $20 when you can eat at home for $3?

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Because "cooking is hard and takes too long :soymad:"

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Cooking a salad?

:marseyconfus#ed:

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And then they expect you to tip a percentage of your total :marseyxd:

Mutts getting absolutely finessed when eating out

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