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Donโt wanna pay your tab?Hey just call 911
Lady with a walker came in; enjoyed a $20 salad and $10 glass of wineโฆwhen bill was presented she called me over and asked me to call her an ambulance for various reasons. She couldnโt function to find her wallet. Of course we took it very seriously, comped her meal and sat with her until the EMTs arrived. Before they took her away a paramedic told us she pulled this stunt last night at a restaurant down the streetโฆomg
EDIT: for non-Burgers, Medicaid is the free health insurance for the poor
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Do Americans really pay $20 for a salad?
What is that, a filet mignon-truffel salad?
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Applebees so probably a bunch of iceberg lettuce drowned in liquid cheese and ranch dressing.
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Burgers why eat at applebees for $20 when you can eat at home for $3?
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Because "cooking is hard and takes too long
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Cooking a salad?
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And then they expect you to tip a percentage of your total
Mutts getting absolutely finessed when eating out
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