Patient presents with heavy pressure in chest and intermittent numbness in left hand. Reports occasional sparks of fiery pain roaring through left arm. Symptoms are worst at night and upon waking up, and subside after administration of copious amphetamines. Patient visited hospital after acute episode of aforementioned symptoms, where EKG, X-ray, and blood test results indicated nothing abnormal. Patient's primary care provider says it's probably anxiety and also stop taking amphetamines. Patient will Kermit if amphetamine prescription is discontinued.
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you need to 5150/baker act him for the suicune baiting, send him to the loony bin and make him regret ever expressing suicune thoughts to medical practitioners
when he leaves the loony bin after getting beat up by real loonies he can become homeless from feeling depressed and sick and like theres no help out there, and then he can swap script amphetamines for street drugs. he will get necrosis from improper needle handling and forget about his shoulder while he focuses on his fingers falling off.
this is the american way
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Patient
has made too many schizobservations and attempts to bait him into revealing his plans 
have failed in a medical setting. This conclusion was drawn from observing his unmedicated behavior.
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I was in the er for the same reason a few weeks ago and all my shit came back normal too. It went away on its own
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This is good news for patient. He recently stopped smoking
marijuana 
for good and starting today 
is drinking 
only water 
on stimchad days. I'll tell him you got better 
and he'll probably say "congrats, brother"
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I am bimothy
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Hi Bimothy
I'm dying
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I am Soren and as an oncologist, I assure you they need to transition
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Use Soren boogers as replacement.
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This post was a better use of your time than your usual activity of watching anime and touching grandma's boob when she is sleeping.
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