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ARNOLD_FRIEND sap/suck in my Metamorphosis  1yr ago (image post) 618 thread views #189422

introducing the worldโ€™s smallest snakes- the thread snakes!

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theyโ€™re so cute and teeny!! !animalposters

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If you like snakes :marseytwodramacodecelsmating: you should :marseynorm: keep yourself safe. I throw :marseybrick: large :marseywide: rocks at any garter snakes :marseymedusa: that try sunbathing near my porch.

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Downmarseyd for hating on the most bro snakes ever

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I Hope You Die Painfully Forever

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right :marseytedwasright: back at you b-word :marseyarthoe3:

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Please do not insult ted simp

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Don't make me call pizzashill :marseypizzarentfree:

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Ted_simp is a fricking :marseytrain: that has been catfishing dramatards for years and isn't mentally ill or addicted to drugs

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Lies. Slander. Vaccine misinformation.

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Ping me when she posts girl peepee :marseynails:

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i hope so for me too

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heart attacks are pretty painful

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Can confirm

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i didnt enjoy my tachycardia thats for sure

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Neighbors always saying "I want to die" but then when they actually dying they saying " :marseyandjesus: save me lord"

It's like when all of those depressed millennials locked themselves indoors when they should've been going out and dying from the fricking china AIDS

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honestly i agree. out of all the ways to die though it wasnt my favorite

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I think you should die of old age, motherlover! :meow:

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Same, snakes are gross and ugly. Dramatards only like them (and rats) because they are mentally ill

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unironically keep yourself safe. Leave the snake alone.

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I will not stop killing :marseymegalodon: snakes :marseymedusa: https://i.rdrama.net/images/16899060650926712.webp

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Get yourself some of bubba's pissing hot ratshot handloads for your snake slaughtering needs.

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No faster way to get bitten.

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I keep a safe distance they donโ€™t even see the rocks coming

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I have heard this exact same story from several snake bite victims. Every single one of them was trying to kill the snake. Leave it alone.

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They can't hurt me, they can't reach me. I will continue killing :marseymegalodon: them until they learn. Unfortunately they're r-slurred :marseyretard4: animals so they'll keep dying :marseycoldtwinge: underneath my porch rocks.

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I reiterate how often I have heard this exact same story from people who are simultaneously screaming that the snake bit them. Youโ€™re safe, till somehow, you arenโ€™t.

Leave the snake alone. Or donโ€™t. Find out how much flesh you lose to a snake bite. All the same to me.

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they're little :marseybaby: shit snakes :marseytwodramacodecelsmating: I'm not worried :marseyfedscared2: even if they bite me. I've killed :marseydead: over 15 and I will keep going :marseysal3:

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@gaslighter New Capyalt just dropped (๐Ÿชค)

:#capysneedboat2::#capyantischizo::#space:

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https://media.giphy.com/media/i40YfUVGixcBAFG2yB/giphy.webp

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I like a specific type of snake, call it the southern python and it's a mouth full.

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Are you a herpetologist? Because I have an anaconda for you to examine

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I thought you liked snakes.

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