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ARNOLD_FRIEND sap/suck in my Metamorphosis  11mo ago (image post) 579 thread views #189422

introducing the world’s smallest snakes- the thread snakes!

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they’re so cute and teeny!! !animalposters

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If you like snakes :marseytwodramacodecelsmating: you should :marseynorm: keep yourself safe. I throw :marseybrick: large :marseywide: rocks at any garter snakes :marseymedusa: that try sunbathing near my porch.

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I Hope You Die Painfully Forever

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right :marseytedwasright: back at you b-word :marseyarthoe3:

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Please do not insult ted simp

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Don't make me call pizzashill :marseypizzarentfree:

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i hope so for me too

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heart attacks are pretty painful

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Can confirm

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i didnt enjoy my tachycardia thats for sure

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Neighbors always saying "I want to die" but then when they actually dying they saying " :marseyandjesus: save me lord"

It's like when all of those depressed millennials locked themselves indoors when they should've been going out and dying from the fricking china AIDS

https://rdrama.net/e/marseytheyhaterhermessage.webp

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honestly i agree. out of all the ways to die though it wasnt my favorite

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I think you should die of old age, motherlover! :meow:

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Same, snakes are gross and ugly. Dramatards only like them (and rats) because they are mentally ill

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unironically keep yourself safe. Leave the snake alone.

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I will not stop killing :marseymegalodon: snakes :marseymedusa: https://i.rdrama.net/images/16899060650926712.webp

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Get yourself some of bubba's pissing hot ratshot handloads for your snake slaughtering needs.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16899086405206778.webp

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No faster way to get bitten.

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I keep a safe distance they don’t even see the rocks coming

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I have heard this exact same story from several snake bite victims. Every single one of them was trying to kill the snake. Leave it alone.

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They can't hurt me, they can't reach me. I will continue killing :marseymegalodon: them until they learn. Unfortunately they're r-slurred :marseyretard4: animals so they'll keep dying :marseycoldtwinge: underneath my porch rocks.

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I reiterate how often I have heard this exact same story from people who are simultaneously screaming that the snake bit them. You’re safe, till somehow, you aren’t.

Leave the snake alone. Or don’t. Find out how much flesh you lose to a snake bite. All the same to me.

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they're little :marseybaby: shit snakes :marseytwodramacodecelsmating: I'm not worried :marseyfedscared2: even if they bite me. I've killed :marseydead: over 15 and I will keep going :marseysal3:

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@gaslighter New Capyalt just dropped (🪤)

:#capysneedboat2::#capyantischizo::#space:

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https://media.giphy.com/media/i40YfUVGixcBAFG2yB/giphy.webp

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I like a specific type of snake, call it the southern python and it's a mouth full.

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Are you a herpetologist? Because I have an anaconda for you to examine

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Downvoted for hating on the most bro snakes ever

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I thought you liked snakes.

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I’ve got a tiny snake you can hold.

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You won the internet today, kind sir!

:marseygold#:

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downvoted

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https://media.giphy.com/media/Kp5i83TWORB2aTh1ff/giphy.webp

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NO DON’T EAT HIM

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When it's in my hands

https://media.giphy.com/media/PzEGa0TXFiCt2Og78M/giphy.webp

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:marseycry::marseycry::marseycry:

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We get those guys here, they always piss on me.

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https://media.giphy.com/media/l0Iy1kph1fdh8C2gE/giphy.webp

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STOP NO LEAVE HIM ALONE

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I bet some degenerates sounded with them

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:marseypearlclutch: joyce, i can’t believe it! coming from such an admirable woman like yourself!

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I feel ashamed for even thinking of it :marseyrain:

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Why did you have to make me think of this

:taygrimacing:

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https://media.giphy.com/media/l378giAZgxPw3eO52/giphy.webp

I didnt know

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SHAME FOR A THOUSAND MILLION YEARS

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I will bare this shame eternally

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Awful. The one good thing the burgers did in New England is eradicate venomous snakes. Snakes are awful

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there are venomous snakes in parts of new england, what are you talking about? poisonous ones too probably!

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Holy shit, I didn't realize this until I looked it up just now

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ur welcome, king!

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:#marseysweating::#marseysnek::#marseytedsimp2:

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Outside of Boston, probably now in Boston, there used to be "rattlesnake hill." They are extinguished and there are no rattlesnakes in the area anymore due to colonial era efforts to frick them up. There are also no venomous snakes in Maine.

I don't know or care that much about New England that was drunk spitballing earlier.

How ya doing Ted?

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im good how are you?

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Total Venomous Snake Death

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/16899025843673012.webp

I always thought the common ring neck was cute:marseybow:, though bigger than your snakes

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i love those guys!!!

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Take your stims you brain damaged r-slur.

https://media.giphy.com/media/Ae7SI3LoPYj8Q/giphy.webp

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no! I LOVE ANIMALS! I LOVE ANIMALS!

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wypipo :marseyfacepalm:

(good song doe)

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its a snake???

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it has sneks in the video!

:r#attly:

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the better snakes:

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:#marseydance:

:#capysneedboat2::#capyantischizo::#space:

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/16795740932454598.webp

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Cute worms, have you considered dusting them with sour sugar powder and eating them, b-word?

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NO!!!

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It's so cool that they eat insects. I hate ants.

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Where did you get your stimulants? Did you have a prescription?

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yeah a script

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:#marseywave2: hi Ted

Those little snakes are so cute :marseyhearts:

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hi! i know right?!

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Theodorus has returned

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