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Holy frick that was hilarious! I cannot stop laughing! Take my upmarsey! Take another from my second account! Heck, take a silver, why not? Scratch that, a gold! Scratch that, a platinum even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping butthole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, Iβll even give you the PIN numbers! Heck, you can take the whole darn house while youβre at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! Iβm willing to go into poverty just because your post on reddit.com was that funny! I think thereβs only one thing that would have made your post even funnier, though:
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Holy frick that was hilarious! I cannot stop laughing! Take my upmarsey! Take another from my second account! Heck, take a silver, why not? Scratch that, a gold! Scratch that, a platinum even! God, just come to my house and plunge your 2-incher into my gaping butthole already! You can have my wallet afterwards too! Take the credit cards too, Iβll even give you the PIN numbers! Heck, you can take the whole darn house while youβre at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want! Iβm willing to go into poverty just because your post on reddit.com was that funny! I think thereβs only one thing that would have made your post even funnier, though:
If it wasnβt a goddarn repost
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