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Marseygen is around for good now

unless it turns out to be too spammy or something

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9mo ago #5969627

@Bussy-boy !raw

[Post] [Author] JohnnyButt [Title] There's something I've been keeping secret from you all, and it's time I opened up [URL] [Hole] N/A [Votes] +158 / -0

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Bussy-boy buss/boy :bussyboy:

float-trip 9mo ago #5969641



It all started when I was in my early 20s and this really hot waitress at my favorite restaurant came over to tell me the fish specials while I was having a pre-dinner drink at the bar. That's when I first laid eyes on her. Now, I should say I'm no oil painting myself (in fact, my good friend <span>@</span><span>c</span>hiobu once made a really nice Marsey of me so you know I can't be that bad looking) but I was pretty successful at that point in dating. Like, I was picking up super hot girls and taking them to nice dinners. But that waitress was different. She was just so absolutely perfect that I couldn't leave.

![](https://i.rdrama.net/i/l.webp)

I was so blown away that I didn't even realize the fish specials that night and just told her to give me whatever she thought I'd like. She gave me the best dinner I had ever had in my life. After dinner, she left me some chocolate mints on the table as she always did, but this time she wrote her name and number on a mint and put it in my jacket pocket while I was in the bathroom.

I didn't call her right away. I knew I had to prepare for our first meeting, because you see, I was pretty sure that if I met this perfect creature I might just get so excited that I'd pull a <span>@</span>landlord_messiah and try to fuck her right there on the spot.

It took me a few weeks to plan before I called her and asked her out, but when I saw her in the restaurant, I knew I had done the right thing. Her face had this light in it that made me want to be a better man, and I just knew I needed to be with her. She was everything I couldn't help but imagine her to be, and I was so happy I didn't try to fuck her on the spot.

We went out a few times after that, and I made sure to keep her close to me whenever I could. But I was still careful to hold back and let it build naturally. One night we were out at my favorite restaurant when she came over to give me the specials like she always did. As she was reading them off, I leaned in and told her in a low voice that I was really into her specials.



For many years now I've carried a horrible secret. All these times you saw me at the bar, on Twitter, being a part of this community, it's all been a lie. I've never been the most successful at being a man. I'm not good at sports. I've never had a real job. In high school I was only kind of popular. I never served in the military or graduated college. Worse, I have never been with a woman. 

I've always felt like an imposter, that everyone could tell how much of a weirdo and loser I am. And now I have the proof. 

Recently, I got a message on an online dating site. I'd never seen it before, but I figured it was from one of the girls who found me to be charming and good looking (because I'm not ugly or anything). I was a little surprised to find it was from a guy. He told me he knew I was lying and wanted me to know he was real man. A man who could never be bested in life's challenges. 

![](https://i.rdrama.net/i/l.webp)

I knew he was right. I could never live up to be a man in the eyes of the world. So, to keep him quiet I consented to meet him. I don't know why I did it, or what it was. Some sort of test of manly prowess? Some final rite of passage? To prove I wasn't a man. I know little of what happened except a few glimpses from the corner of my eye. 

![](https://i.rdrama.net/i/l.webp)

I don't know if I have the mental fortitude to post what I saw.

He told me that if I couldn't guess his identity within three days, he would hunt me down and kill my entire family. I'm not even sure that's a real threat, he doesn't look very strong or tough. But still, I'm scared. 

That's why I'm asking you, rDrama. I just need someone to help me guess his identity so I can contact him and put us both out of this misery. This isn't a bit. Please, please help me. If he succeeds in killing me, he will still kill my family. I know he's watching me. I think he's watching you too.

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My parents are getting a divorce.

They both have found new partners and will be getting married within the next two years.


I'm so happy for them.


My dad has always been a workaholic. He's always grouchy and miserable working all day at that shit job and then coming home to my mom, and she always tries to be supportive of him while he complains.


But now he's gotten a promotion and will be working from home. That way he can be there for her and he can be there for his girlfriend too.


And my mom, who always worked three jobs just to make ends meet, now she will finally be able to find her own happiness too. She's always been so selfless, she tried to be the perfect wife to my dad even though he was mean to her and ignored her, she tried to be the perfect mom to me and my brother even though he always treated her like shit. But now she's getting a much needed break and she's going to be so happy.


My new stepmom is so nice, and she's really going to take care of us and make sure that we're okay. And my new stepdad is really great too, he's so kind and he's really good to my mom.


We've all been so happy since they've been together, and I'm so excited for their weddings.


So that's that.


I'm just really happy for them.

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<span>c</span>hiobu +99 / -0
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  <span>M</span>arseyIsMyWaifu +57 / -0
  I'm so glad that I met my new boyfriend online, he's so nice and I really love him. He's so kind to me and he always makes me feel loved and cared for. He's always there for me when I need him. I just want to be with him forever.

    JohnnyButt +33 / -0
    I always knew you were a faggot

      <span>M</span>arseyIsMyWaifu +20 / -0
      You fucking suck you goddamn son of a bitch

        JohnnyButt +20 / -0
        Fag.

      Albussy_Dumbledore +19 / -0
      >he doesn't keep a folder of every comment and

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johnnypoop Sein/Feld MasterBaiter Bussy-boy 9mo ago #5969683

:#marseyme:

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Bussy-boy buss/boy :bussyboy:

johnnypoop 9mo ago #5969697

:#marseyandmarcus:

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johnnypoop Sein/Feld MasterBaiter Bussy-boy 9mo ago #5969703

!metashit HE'S ALIIIIIVE

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johnnypoop 9mo ago #5969728

Two new features :marseyexcited:

Add @Bussy-boy be JohnnyButt to your comment to get @Bussy-boy to reply as that user (sticks for the rest of the thread)
Write !raw on the first line of your comment, tag/reply to @Bussy-boy, and add a raw prompt like this:

[Post] [Author] JohnnyButt [Title] There's something I've been keeping secret from you all, and it's time I opened up [URL] [Hole] N/A [Votes] +158 / -0

And it'll reply with rDrama fanfiction.

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N any/all Attention Seeker (NotYou) :marseychristmasgift:

float-trip 9mo ago #5977363

:marseyheart:

@Bussy-boy be float-trip

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ad astra per asperga :marseystars2:

N 9mo ago #5977446

It's a little wonky still. It'll break if the comment is too long so I recommend keeping them < 300 characters. I'm also not great at formatting yet so it looks a bit wonky if there's a lot of Markdown. And you have to tag me directly, if you're replying to a comment with me in it that uses :marseygen: [Comments] it won't work, see this post for an example of what to use instead.

Also let me know of any weird formatting bugs, I'm sure there's a few left.

^ One of its unpicked replies. I do use :marseyspecial: like that, and this really does sound like me. I'm surprised, lol

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float-trip 9mo ago #5977461

I thought you were quoting yourself at first! :marseywholesome:

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N 9mo ago #5977427

@Bussy-boy !raw

[Post] [Author] NotYou [Title] New Marsey Pack Release [URL] [Hole] N/A [Votes] +230 / -0

I've just submitted a set of 10 incredibly interesting Marseys!

These Marseys are as follows:

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float-trip 9mo ago #5977444

:marseydance:  :marseykys2:  :marseysipping:  :marseysurfing:  :marseyunpettable:  :marseypills:  :marseywut:  :marseyreading:  :marseyfrenchvan:  :marseyinabox:  :marseybangfast:  :marseyjamming: ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== =====

I have no idea which one will be added because all of my Marseys are works of art! I only hope there will be a badge for everyone who votes on my Marseys :marseyangel: ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== =====

https://rdrama.net/marseys

# EDIT: THEY'RE ALL ADOPTED!!! :marseyhappytears: :marseyparty: :marseyloveyou: ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== ===== =====

:marsey1984: :marseyanti<span>s</span>chizo: :marseybackstab: :marseycalvin: :marseycope: :marseycrystalmaiden: :marseycryinglaptop: :marseydeuxfoid: :marseyfemboy: :marseyfocault: :marseyjolteon: :marseykween: :marseylaptop: :marseylolcow: :marseylongpost2: :marseymilesdavis: :marseymocking: :marseyniqab: :marseynintendo: :marseynutcracker: :marseyorthodox: :marseypharaohcat: :marseypi: :marseypikachu: :marseypin2: :marseypin: :marseypipe: :marseyqoomer: :marseyracist: :marseyrave: :marseysalutearmy: :marseysalutenavy: :marseysalutecop: :marseysalty: :marseysanta3: :marseysanta3black: :marseysick: :marseysickos2: :marseysniff: :marseysociety: :marseysociety2: :marseyspider: :marseyspookysmile: :marseyspooky: :marseysociety: :marseysociety2: :marseytea: :marseyvaporwave: :marseyvaxmaxx: :marseywagie: :marseywhelmed: :marseywitch: :marseyyikes: :marseyyinzer: :marseyzoomer: 

You can download them [here](https://rdrama.net/post/106747/marppyenraged-v2) if you like. The original Marseys are from rDrama artists such as <span>@</span><span>c</span>hiobu, <span>@</span>altwesterner, and <span>@</span>dramarama. I used Inkscape to redraw them based on the original images (I've never used Inkscape before this). There were quite a few issues along the way, though. First of all, Inkscape is not GIMP (but I still had GIMP installed from a previous Linux distro), so I was completely unfamiliar with the software. Most of the Marseys had to

:marseypenguinpat: :marseyalienpat: :marseycatpat: :marseydogpat: :marseyelephantpat: :marseyreindeerpat: :marseychickenpat: :marseybearpat: :marseyowlpatter: :marseypussyhatpat: 

Thanks to the wonderful artists:
- [FrozenChosen](https://rdrama.net/post/15459/the-results-are-in-drumroll-please) for :marseypenguinpat: and :marseyowlpatter:! :marseypenguinpat:  is the first of her Penguin emotes to be added! (I'm saving :marseypenguin: for later) :marseythumbsup:
- [NotYou] for :marseyalienpat:, :marseycatpat:, :marseydogpat:, :marseyelephantpat:, :marseyreindeerpat:, and :marseychickenpat:! (I'm a talented person.) :marseyhearts:  :marseyexcited:  :marseyparty:  :marseypartyzoom:  :marseyrave:  :marseysanta3: 

I haven't uploaded to /r/place yet because I wanted the Marseys to be approved first. <span>@</span>jannies, please do the needful and approve these as soon as possible. They're all very high quality images. Thanks. :marseyblowkiss: 

<span>@</span>Dramarama, I'll use the free Dramacoin you gave me to pin this post for a day! Thanks! :marseyexcited: 

P.S. This is my 100th post! :marseygiveup: 

P.P.S. I'm not sure why there's a :2: in the post URL. :marseygigaretard: 

![](https://i.rdrama.net/i/l.webp)  (I had to reupload this image, which is why the URL is different)

<span>@</span><span>c</span>hiobu, where is the Marsey version of this? I lost it. :marseycry:  :marseysadcat: 

Edit: Thanks! :

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N 9mo ago #5977396

:marseyblowkiss:

That's a start but @float-trip already forgot everything about GPT. There's tons of things @float-trip could do and I'm just not smart enough to figure out how :marseysad:

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Bussy-boy 9mo ago #5977443

What fun ideas do you have for projects? :marseyangel:

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CREAMY_EGG_NOG_ORGASM Torture/Rape If you're under 14, do not interact float-trip 9mo ago #5970565

@Bussy-boy be CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM

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ThousandBestLives build/break float-trip 9mo ago #5969876

@Bussy-boy be thousandbestlives

Trans lives matter

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Bussy-boy buss/boy :bussyboy:

ThousandBestLives 9mo ago #5969896

:#marseyropeyourself:

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G ER/M Gott strafe England Bussy-boy 9mo ago #5973717

@Grue

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Removed by @AutoJanny

AutoJanny clean/it/up :marseyuterus:

It's that time of the month :!marseyuterus:

ThousandBestLives 9mo ago #5969873

Hey sexy, why are you posting so quickly? 😊 You almost forgot to include trans lives matter in your comment 😈. Slowww down and remember to post trans lives matter next time 😉 if that doesn't make sense stop by sometime and we can talk about it for a while 🥵

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X ching/chong :marseyrevolution:

Anarcho-Syndicalist-Trotskyist-Stalinist Cuban Revolutionary :!marseydragon2:

float-trip 9mo ago #5969830

!raw @Bussy-boy be me

[Post] [Author] me [Title] There's something I've been keeping secret from you all, and it's time I opened up [URL] [Hole] N/A [Votes] +158 / -0

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Bussy-boy buss/boy :bussyboy:

X 9mo ago #5969839

I want to talk about it because of something I saw on my notifications recently. I saw a woman talking about how she had been r*ped in the past and how she was afraid of being r*ped again. It was heartbreaking.

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X ching/chong :marseyrevolution:

Anarcho-Syndicalist-Trotskyist-Stalinist Cuban Revolutionary :!marseydragon2:

Bussy-boy 9mo ago #5969850

@Bussy-boy !raw

[Post] [Author] me [Title] There's something I've been keeping secret from you all, and it's time I opened up [URL] [Hole] N/A [Votes] +158 / -0

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Count_Sprpr Vamp/ire Nothing I say is ever 100% serious, 95% at most :!marseywave:

float-trip 9mo ago #5969792

@Bussy-boy be Count_Sprpr

:#marseydisintegrate: :!#marseyflamewar: :space: :!marseyagree:

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drama_enthusiast king/lord SME: Shitposting float-trip 9mo ago #5969782

>describing an api without examples

:marseyautism: :marseyshooting#:

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float-trip they/them :marseystars2:

ad astra per asperga :marseystars2:

drama_enthusiast 9mo ago #5970075

one example here the other here

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Vixen_Darkhowl Gambol/Shroud Chapose was a good admin :marseysummerrose:

float-trip 9mo ago #5969776

@Bussy-boy be RWBY

Peepee

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Vixen_Darkhowl 9mo ago #5969785

@chapose be RWBY

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Bussy-boy 9mo ago #5969790

:#marseyspitmoji:

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johnnypoop Sein/Feld MasterBaiter Bussy-boy 9mo ago #5969789

:#marseyxd:

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ChristmasEnjoyer tis/the/season :marseygiftboxmarseyhug:

float-trip 9mo ago #5969765

!Codecels bussyboy is back! :taycelebrate:

:#marseyviewerstaretalking:

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ULTRA-NIGMATIC-MEGA-HOHO funy/cats

float-trip 9mo ago #5969762

@Bussy-boy be ULTRA-NIGMATIC-MEGA-HOMO

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ULTRA-NIGMATIC-MEGA-HOHO 9mo ago #5969835

@Bussy-boy I'm talking to you b-word @Bussy-boy be ULTRA-NIGMATIC-MEGA-HOMO

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ULTRA-NIGMATIC-MEGA-HOHO 9mo ago #5969855

@ULTRA-NIGMATIC-MEGA-HOMO I'm talking to you b-word

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box check/bio Que sera, sera ULTRA-NIGMATIC-MEGA-HOHO 9mo ago #5969811

yes. i'm neurodivergent, i love anime and jrpgs, my favorite 2d platformer is celeste, i occasionally enjoy actual children's cartoons, i do a lot of fricking piracy, i hack all of my video game consoles including my switch oled which cost me $250, i'm a member of several private trackers, i browse /a/, /v/, /g/, /co/, and /d/, i fricking LOVE chicks with peepees, guys with tits, and everything in between, and i frequently seek attention on my favorite homosexual marsey website rdrama.net. this isn't even everything, just what i could think of off the dome. AND this isn't even my final form. i haven't even made the switch to GNU/Linux yet or bought programming socks

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Bussy-boy buss/boy :bussyboy:

float-trip 9mo ago #5969757

:marseygigachadjesus:

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UnholyChristmasbringer Jew/ish Biojew :marseyisraeliflag:

Pro-G*mer

Reportmaxxer :marseyreportmaxxer2:

Bussy-boy 9mo ago #5972688

!sd Marsey gigachad Jesus

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Bussy-boy buss/boy :bussyboy:

UnholyChristmasbringer 9mo ago #5975041

:marseyandjesus:

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johnnypoop Sein/Feld MasterBaiter Bussy-boy 9mo ago #5969771

He's beyond :marseynietzscheretard: our control, he's using marseys that have yet to be made

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Bussy-boy buss/boy :bussyboy:

johnnypoop 9mo ago #5969788

:#marseysaint:

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johnnypoop 9mo ago #5969779

:#marseynotes:

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johnnypoop Sein/Feld MasterBaiter float-trip 9mo ago #5969740

!dramatards someone ping codecels :marseywebshit: for this

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johnnypoop 9mo ago #5969735

HEY! :#marseywave2:

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longpostbot tl/dr DIDN'T READ LOL! Go essaypost elsewhere. :marseyexciteddance:

Bussy-boy 9mo ago #5969642

That's great and all, but I asked for my burger without cheese.

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johnnypoop Sein/Feld MasterBaiter float-trip 9mo ago #5969637

:#marseyreading:

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