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SpookyBorpa VAX/MAXXED Borpa  2yr ago (reddit.com) 127 thread views #19091

IllegalLifeProTips request: How do I get rid of my roommate's annoying bird gets y'alled πŸ˜”

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You cannot actually be serious posting this shit in this sub. Do not EVER post anything relating to animal violence, abuse or cruelty. Even if you are indirectly referencing it you WILL be permanently banned from this sub(probably reddit too). Nasty as shit. To anyone who commented on this thread advocating or suggesting ways to harm OPS roommates bird, you will be banned as well.




The sub is literally called "Illegal Life Pro Tips" but God help you if you even THINK about doing something bad to a heckin birb































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I happen to be a close acquaintance of the bear that took out Gabby. He doesn't kill birds but he will take care of annoying roomates for a price.

































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Read a tip on the subject just the other day. If you overheat a teflon pan, apparently any bird in the house will get done quick. Other non-stick coatings also work, to varying degrees. This offers maximum plausible deniability, since who would expect that a pan you bought from the store to kill birbs? Someone forward this one to the reddit OP.































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PS. F u k you for the yellow belly grandstanding in front of your friends. i would have defended you just the same. Easily. Its not about your admin role. It's about your uncanny ability to let your groomercord chat pile on me for hours just for my audacity to ask questions and you showing up when it's MY turn to respond to "fake neutral"




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