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Friday night drunk thread

Iโ€™m not even drunk yet and managed to break my PlayStation and Xbox controllers by having vibration drop them off the ledge. Iโ€™m meeting my SILs parents which Iโ€™m not looking forward to because Iโ€™ll effectively have to drink until one of us is in the bathroom vomiting :marseybeansick:

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I haven't been feeling too good doc, I think :marseynooticeglow: my esophagus is starting to rot due to the drinking. Antacids aren't working :marseylifting: anymore, what should :marseynorm: I do?

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Whatโ€™s the severity of vomiting? Could be an extreme case of heartburn or esophageal damage and would need endoscopy

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Haven't puked in a few months now

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Age and years of alcohol abuse would be needed then to get a general picture. Without endoscopy it would be impossible to determine but could give a better differential

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:#@garry_chesspat:

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I have Barrett's Esophagus. Gaviscon before bed is key. They have a better kind of Gaviscon (Gaviscon Advance) in the UK that foams up and seems to do a better job. Not sure why it's not for sale in the US, the libs or Blumph or something, but you can find it at Amazon US, just a much higher price tag. :marseysad:

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Most doctors on the research team were hesitant about stomach pH levels and that got interpreted as unsafe by non medcels. I personally used Gaviscon and had no issue outside of a lower metabolism due to increased stomach pH and theyโ€™ve used loopholes to get around the restrictions

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>gaviscon forms a stringy gooey polymer with stomach acid

How do you shit it out?

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Awkwardly. I would just take laxatives when I could feel it coming as well as a lot of apple juice to induce diarrhea

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Kinda wanna try it now lol

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Itโ€™s not exactly pleasant and should only be used if necessary. I fricked off that medication after a couple months. Your stool will be miserable and usually the benefit isnโ€™t worth it. itโ€™s also expensive as heck

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Got it, I'll just shove hot silly putty up my butt instead

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I wouldnโ€™t recommend that but you do you :marseyshrug:

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Omeprazole

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