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I’m not even drunk yet and managed to break my PlayStation and Xbox controllers by having vibration drop them off the ledge. I’m meeting my SILs parents which I’m not looking forward to because I’ll effectively have to drink until one of us is in the bathroom vomiting 
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Fajitas for dinner so it's a sangria night. Think I'm gonna start off with a martini though. Especially since I'm out of rye and can't make a Manhattan.
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What's your go to rye?
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Rittenhouse! Tastes great in a Manhattan, overproofed, and nicely priced at about $28 compared to all the $50+ stuff made for sipping straight. Bulleit or Old Overholt if there's no Rittenhouse. You?
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Keyed. Didn't think anyone else actually appreciated the old overholt.
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Sorry for the late reply. If I'm drinking rye I've really liked whistlepig. I have a bottle of Sagamore because one of the head brewers at where I used to work managed to pick up a good job there. I honestly can't say if it's good but I'm happy for him.
Thanks for the reply I'll be sure to pick up a Rittenhouse next time out.
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I've had Whistlepig a few times, definitely great. Keep in mind the three I listed above are more cocktail whiskeys -- a nice balance of taste vs. price for mixing. If you're sipping it neat or on the rocks, none of these are gonna stand up to Whistlepig or similar.
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why does it burn when I pee
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Have you been sounding without proper sanitation
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I’m not a urologist so frick if k know unless you have HPV
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You probably picked something up getting r*ped in prison
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dont u normally smash multiple cell phones when u sperg out what happened to all ur cell phones
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I have insurance to replace them so I have to give the broken phones as a trade in + $200. Far better deal than spending $1500 for a new phone
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God bless you, young man. Go forth and heal the world.
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I got another rack of summer ale, this time from Harpoon. We'll see how much damage I can do.
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I just took pills for a rash and I'm not allowed to drink. Drink for me too, boozebros
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wonder where that rash came from??? but go off
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It's not monkeypox
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I haven't been feeling too good doc, I think
my esophagus is starting to rot due to the drinking. Antacids aren't working 
anymore, what should 
I do?
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I have Barrett's Esophagus. Gaviscon before bed is key. They have a better kind of Gaviscon (Gaviscon Advance) in the UK that foams up and seems to do a better job. Not sure why it's not for sale in the US, the libs or Blumph or something, but you can find it at Amazon US, just a much higher price tag.
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Most doctors on the research team were hesitant about stomach pH levels and that got interpreted as unsafe by non medcels. I personally used Gaviscon and had no issue outside of a lower metabolism due to increased stomach pH and they’ve used loopholes to get around the restrictions
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How do you shit it out?
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Awkwardly. I would just take laxatives when I could feel it coming as well as a lot of apple juice to induce diarrhea
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Kinda wanna try it now lol
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It’s not exactly pleasant and should only be used if necessary. I fricked off that medication after a couple months. Your stool will be miserable and usually the benefit isn’t worth it. it’s also expensive as heck
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Got it, I'll just shove hot silly putty up my butt instead
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I wouldn’t recommend that but you do you
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Omeprazole
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What’s the severity of vomiting? Could be an extreme case of heartburn or esophageal damage and would need endoscopy
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Haven't puked in a few months now
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Age and years of alcohol abuse would be needed then to get a general picture. Without endoscopy it would be impossible to determine but could give a better differential
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Wht ya drunking
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Probably going to be Kirkland tequila. They don’t drink anything fancy and still have the nice bottles of wine and tequila I gifted them last year claiming it’s too nice looking and they just want basics
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Finishing the night with oxymetazoline and 40 oz of water, I'll be back at it tomorrow 💪
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I’ve been drinking with some dilf. He asleep and I’m bored as heck hence why I’m here.
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playing pool at a bar with my b-word, and i love getting drunk and playing bar games
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Drunken pool is the best. I wanted to get a pool table but then realized getting drunk at a dive bar is the only proper way to play
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yeah my roommates and i back in the day had a ping pong table and that shit doesnt hit when youre sober
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