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"Hey fellow whores even though I'm a fat butt and old a bunch of hot frat guys paid to frick me over and over and ignored a bunch of hot young girls to do so"

Lol this did not happen


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who knows what degeneracy the mayomoid is capable of

i could see it

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I could see them do it if it was some kind of dare

"Lol let's all ignore the hot girls and frick the old fatty, what a riot"


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I absolutely hate the fact that this has probably happened before

High fiving each other as they rail an obese octogenarian

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Yes, this is a real thing - it used to be called whale hunting during my college days. I never participated in it (except accidentally, when my wife gained a ton of weight, LOL) but it is definitely a thing that happened.

The interesting thing is that the guys who did it always seemed to me like they were just fat fetishists who didn't want to be teased by other men, so they were like "Haha, I fricked this total fricking fatty last week just for laughs." And then you're like "Haha, OK, that's funny bro." And the next day, they're like "Hey man, guess what I did last night! Went out to the bar and harpooned another whale! With my peepee! Aren't I a riot?" And you're like "Um... I guess? I mean you already did that last week, so the joke's a little old at this point." And then another week later they say "Dude, just call me Captain Ahab because I am absolutely slaying those whales! Let me show you a picture of this one I met last night!" And you're like "Alright man, we got to talk. It's OK if you're into fat chicks, I like my women to be a little bit curvy so I can kinda vibe to that, but let's stop pretending that you're just doing this for the lulz."

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(except accidentally, when my wife gained a ton of weight, LOL)

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except accidentally, when my wife gained a ton of weight, LOL

You are a true king

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Dude, just call me Captain Ahab because I am absolutely slaying those whales

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That's nice sweaty. Why don't you have a seat in the time out corner with Pizzashill until you calm down, then you can have your Capri Sun.

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At my rugby club, it used to be tradition to get the oldest, nastiest prostitute available to give the 'birthday boy' a lapdance in front of everyone. This usually ended with a hand/blowjob.

Thankfully my birthday was always in the holidays.

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This usually ended with a hand/blowjob.

They made them suck the gigolo's peepee?

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Man, you got lucky every time? :marseyoceania:


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Hoggin is a frat tradition

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The dead stripper is way too on-the-nose.

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Can anyone link me that thread we had about hamplanets write an article about ''hogging''?

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Yes, this is a real thing - it used to be called whale hunting during my college days. I never participated in it (except accidentally, when my wife gained a ton of weight, LOL) but it is definitely a thing that happened.

The interesting thing is that the guys who did it always seemed to me like they were just fat fetishists who didn't want to be teased by other men, so they were like "Haha, I fricked this total fricking fatty last week just for laughs." And then you're like "Haha, OK, that's funny bro." And the next day, they're like "Hey man, guess what I did last night! Went out to the bar and harpooned another whale! With my peepee! Aren't I a riot?" And you're like "Um... I guess? I mean you already did that last week, so the joke's a little old at this point." And then another week later they say "Dude, just call me Captain Ahab because I am absolutely slaying those whales! Let me show you a picture of this one I met last night!" And you're like "Alright man, we got to talk. It's OK if you're into fat chicks, I like my women to be a little bit curvy so I can kinda vibe to that, but let's stop pretending that you're just doing this for the lulz."

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That degree finally paying off

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Probably raw dogged her.

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It's called "whale hunting", and it's a widely-practiced frathouse tradition.

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Maybe the young ones were tiny titty meth heads

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I could totally see male whores being fed up with stereotype makeup flood grills and opting for the older one that's at least in it for the thrill.

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Moids will literally frick anything. Kitty is kitty is their only sequence code.

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