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STAND DOWN AND STAND BY: :marseynull: Kiwi Farms Physical Newspaper - Possibly the dumbest idea I've ever had, 2023 edition :marseysal:

https://kiwifarms.pl/threads/kiwi-farms-physical-newspaper.169168

"I sit and think of ways to break everything and now I want to test the postal system. Why? :marseypopcorntime:

1. The Internet sucks. :marseysob:

2. With printing, I can't be censored, the site can go down and I will have a way to contact the most important supporters of the site. :marseyunwritten:

3. It would be funny. :marseytroublemaker:

4. It would create a physical presence that allows me to conduct legitimate business in a state, perhaps one like North Dakota which has a public bank I need a reason to join. :marseycowboy:

5. I can accept payment by check. :marseyluckycat:

The biggest con is the actual work involved and needing to keep a list of addresses to mail to. :marseyantiwork:

However, like with all our merchandise, not everyone who buys has an account, and there is no association between account and subscription. :marseyspy:

I was thinking once a month or less frequent. :marseyclock:

I'm dead serious. I am insane. I will start a newspaper in North Dakota. I don't care anymore. Frick the Internet." :marseyitsoverwereback:

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Finally something to read while I smoke my pipe and my wife pours me coffee at the breakfast table

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The (male) filter elevates this so much kekekek

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Unironically sounds comfy. You don't need to visit the Farms every day but once a month? Read a newsletter about all the important happenings of the last few weeks? I'd buy it :marseycomfy:

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