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america runs on dunkin. this is bad. this is really fucking bad. pic.twitter.com/lq8iwpxFSL
— Rob DenBleyker (@RobDenBleyker) October 15, 2021
lol at burgers's descent into madness because they miss their sugary drug of choice 
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Krispy Kreme had better donuts anyways
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I think they go by Froggy Fresh now.
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excuse me but i am not well versed in Burgerland's rich variety of purveyors of diabetes
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Krispy Kreme is for fat southerners who enjoy rotting their teeth with over glazed lard.
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Yes? Why the frick else would you eat a donut?
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The jokes on you, yankee. Canβt rot what we donβt have.
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so sad no other dramanaut has had mary lee's
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You beignet eating king you.
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Not when you pair it with coffee
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This is what Americans think is βbreakfastβ lmao.
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Mofo you eat baked beans for breakfast so you have no right to say shit.
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Along with bacon and sausage, yes. Sometimes mushrooms and potatoes too.
A hearty protein-filled breakfast to fuel you for a day of masculine work, not a caffeine and fat sugarbomb that gives you energy for an hour.
British food takes an often-justified beating, but the full English breakfast is unironically the best way to start a day.
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Honestly I love an English breakfast and your roasts are great too. But then you have a unofficial 4th meal called tea where you drink caffeine and eat cookies. Not biscuits. Cookies.
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Most normal folks enjoy tea after a meal with a biscuit (cookie) yeah.
Then thereβs βAfternoon teaβ which is something very different - basically a whole meal in itself consisting of finger food and cakes, served with a pot of tea. Thatβs a rare treat - usually served at a restaurant.
In the UK the word βCookieβ refers only to American-style soft cookies or very specifically chocolate-chip cookies. Over here βbiscuitsβ are basically any hard sweet cookie, and yes, we dip them in tea.
I think Americans think thatβs weird, maybe? But we think itβs weird that you dip doughnuts in coffee.
We donβt really do the savoury bread-like biscuits over here, though we have things that serve similar gravy-soaking purposes like Yorkshire Pudding on a roast and dumplings (a poached ball of suet dough) which youβll find served with casseroles. But American biscuits look delicious and I would like to try them.
Itβs fun learning about other cultures, king.
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I've been to bongland 4 times sir. The fact that bongs act like burgers are massive hambeasts when they themselves are big sweaty island cattle with the extra disability of having the toadish appearance of the average bong is massive cope.
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Mostly that was for the benefit of the other yankee-doodle fricking r-slurs on here who donβt even own a passport and have never left their home state.
Yes, weβre an island of fatties too but you already take the piss out of us for our teeth, our food and our perfectly reasonable restrictions on not being allowed to own an anti-aircraft gun or whatever the frick it is you fat c*nts claim you need for βhome defence.β
Meanwhile, we take the piss out of you for being fat c*nts, for being politically r-slurred and for constantly murdering schoolchildren with machine guns and arguing about it.
You canβt have βfat c*ntsβ as an insult too. Thatβs ours.
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Ever tried rusk dipped into tea. Man that's the shit.
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>Bongs and burgers trying to one up each other on food
You're both disgusting tbh
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Mashallah
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All bong food is nasty including the breakfast. How bongs are proud of that picture of their breakfast the circulates around the internet every once and a while is beyond me. Beans and clotted blood with a random half tomato slapped on that serves no purpose other than to be another liquid that runs and congeals together. Wtf bongs. Couldn't you steal a recipe when you still had men that could conquer half the world.
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You shut up. Clotted blood is delicious. Good english food is a treasure rarely found.
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Yea, I bet you bongs swallow lots of protein.
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Breakfast is when I consume enough sugar in the morning to kill four African children.
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The best donut places aren't chains anyways
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Dunkin is honestly one of the most inconsistent fast food chains in terms of quality. Some place in Chicago will have the donuts be literally soft and sickening, some places the quality will be genuinely good, sometimes the donut will be falling apart as you eat it.
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The best Dunkin Donuts I've ever had was in the lobby of a Korean resort.
It still annoys me to this day.
Get your shit together Bostonians.
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I also noticed the better Dunkin stores have lower calories listed than the worse ones. Definitely different baking
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