Accidentally drank a glass of vodka when I woke up from a quick nap thinking it was water. didn't realize until I pretty much drank the entire glass so frick it, it's drunk time and I'll have to call in sick for work tomorrow because I don't think I can handle a hangover where I drink about 1L of vodka
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Tell vodka manufacturers to put dye in it. I'm barely awake and a clear liquid on my bedside is going to get downed quickly
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No fricking way man sorry
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I think you could drink a decent amount of vodka before realising it
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Not a fricking chance lol wtf. And who just has a glass of vodka lying around?
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Drunk me. It just depends if I fall asleep before getting drunker. I usually set aside a glass of water but when I'm drunk who the frick knows what I'm thinking
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No mixer, just straight vodka? That's rough
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I'm pretty good at taking straight shots so it doesn't bother me. I can drink a fifth of vodka like it's water
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I used to mix 75% cheap vodka with 25% off-brand soda, and I can't drink that soda at all without gagging. I can't do that
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I know this is gonna be a really bad day, and it's important to not look nervous, so I got started at 9:15. But not enough to drown out my inner monologue saying to keep yourself safe.
You can spend all your life and not go anywhere.
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I'm a fricking wreck when I wake up and anything that looks like water is good enough to chug
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