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Shit. I had too much wine and I'm buzzed. AMA.

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But in case no one asks me anything. My responses are sponsored by Pfizer.

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What decade has been your favorite so far?

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The 80's. No contest. I was overseas in Europe at an International School and everyone was full of optimism. You just got to enjoy life without everyone telling you that you needed to be pissed off about everything. A magical decade. Except for the gays. They got AIDS and died and that was very bad for them. But I'm a straight chick, so that decade was fantastic for me.

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I knew I liked you.

90s was still amazing for me. I was an up and coming nerd and everyone was happy and making money. I also realized that marriage is not my thing. lmao


Krayon sexually assaulted his sister. https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241526738973.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241426254768.webp

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Got dat b-word on reddit going, "She's a known white nationalist who HATES black people and other races and gay people..."

And the truth is; She went to an International School and her diverse student body liked her so much they voted for her to give the commencement address. THEN, some families in the school gave an after party at a Chateau after graduation and only invited SOME students to it and she said: "I won't be there if the whole class is not welcome. I'll have a party at my house for the people who are not." And suddenly, the tradition of only inviting SOME of the graduates to the party after the graduation became a tradition to invite ALL of the students to the party.

I'm a badass b-word.

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You sound tight

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Not as tight as I used to be. I'm 51. But it's even better now. I'm a menopausal b-word who gives zero shits.

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How badly do you have to frick up to be posting here at 51. I plan to phase into becoming a tech illiterate when I grow older, then I can just ask the young kids to set shit up and sit back and watch them. Like the boomers do to me right now :marseyrage:

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I plan to phase into becoming a tech illiterate when I grow older

Different strokes for different folks. I wish you well.

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Used to be, little β€˜uns had to mow the lawn. Well, now grandpa has a riding mower with a beer holder, so why don’t you little shits troubleshoot the WiFi instead?

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Yep same for me. I enjoyed the 90s a lot but the 80s I'm way more nostalgic for.

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You kids. The 60's were a better time.

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Bullshit you unwashed hippy. In the 80's we had the joy, but also practiced hygiene. I love perfume.

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How the frick are all of you so old :marseyzoomer: :marseyzoomer:

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How the frick are all of you so young?

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Andrenochrome

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Parents really wanted an neurodivergent child.

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Patchouli is the root of them all, like it or not.

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Patchouli is only to cover the smell of your dank hippy weed.

Dolce and Gabbana red is my favorite scent... also...Lou Lou, by Cacharel.

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Europe when Europe was still European? Wowzers.

Was it magical?

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