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InterGONEvention going/gone  2yr ago (text post) 705 thread views #19975

Shit. I had too much wine and I'm buzzed. AMA.

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But in case no one asks me anything. My responses are sponsored by Pfizer.

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What do you do for a living?

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I'm a landstacy.

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Based.

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Literally who?

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Samesies.

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Which Marian apparition is your favorite? πŸ€—

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Marian the librarian.

My first job at 14 was at a dinner theatre where I worked the lightboard backstage and set props for "The Music Man."

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I think you have a different Marian in mind...

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noooooooooooooooooooooooo

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I am a straight guy but sometimes I feel a longing in my bussy. Any idea why?

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How did the dynastic Egyptians build temples and pyramids with precision fitted granite blocks without steel, without iron, without bronze?

Will you admit that Atlantis is REAL?

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r u single

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No.

Surprisingly. not.

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i dont care anymore, i found out youre old

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I was being polite to an obvious p-do.

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what was your favorite fdr fireside chat?

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The one where he accidentally had his leg on fire but did not know it because he was paralyzed and the secret service had to run in and say, "Sir...sir...your leg is on fire."

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whoa grandma, they hadn't invented fire back then

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Look sonny, I dunno who you think you are talking to, but not only did they have fire, they had atom bombs! You can't pull my leg sonny!

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What’s the coolest thing you’ve ever seen?

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Hm. I'm really thinking. I've seen cool things.

The concert with Sting and Paul Simon together was VERY cool for me.

But I guess the COOLEST thing I've seen was actually the Jeopardy stage...and the backstage...and the helpers and the taping and the winning. Because when it happened I was tanking in the first show, but I really kind of suddenly felt the presence of my dad...who I used to watch Jeopardy with... and I won. It was odd...I'm not that kind of person that really thinks "Oooooh...there's a presence."...but it was odd... I was just trying to hold it together and be me in that first taping and suddenly I did feel a presence like my dad was there...

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"There are more mysteries in the earth and heavens than are dreamt of in your philosophies, Horatio"...

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The thing that hath been, it is that which shall be; and that which is done is that which shall be done: and there is no new thing under the sun.

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My problem with this quote is that it had to have been false at some point, so it’s obviously hubris to state it at any point in history. Sounds dope though

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That book specifically is holy to me... I once did a lot of reading about Qohelet...

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Qoheleth is the warning about how painful it is to know too much/

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to know too much/

That's interesting to me. It has a hint of the heresy of gnosis in it, as if there are those of us who know "too much" in some way that is deeper than the others of our kind. (And I know I'm reading a lot into a simple phrasing, but it's a thread worth pulling on.)

I have tended to call this sense of gnosis a heresy (I am known as Ungnostic) for the simple reason that whether or not the wordless can express the pain of the fall from Eden, they certainly know that pain. They are in it, after all.

For me Qohelet is a commonality across time, the power of the Living Word, to end the ceaseless suffering of the roving mind looking for answers, to look out on all that humankind is and can only be and find satisfaction.


There were others, who went before

And passed this way again

And their path was lined with tears

On their way to meet the Lord God Almighty
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Another;. What year did you 1st get online?

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Hm. Technically probably 1988.

Is that possible? That's when we had "computer" classes at my school... but it wasn't "online."

After that? 1991? I didn't do anything online when I was in London...but after I came back to the USA...yes...

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Does Jesus agree with your life choices?

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Magic 8 ball says: Ask again later.

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Fair.

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What are you drinking?

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Aw shit. This is embarrassing, but it's boxed zinfandel.

I'm like the stereotypical wine aunt right now except my favorite wine aunt drinks Fireball and I can't stand that shit.

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My grandparents loved boxed wine as well. Gets you drunk!

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Fireball is amazing in hot toddies.

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But not in 70 year old aunts.

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Those are who drink hot toddies though. Gotta fix that cough.

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Oh heck naw. My wine aunt is not some doddering oldster. She goes on overseas trips all the time. She's honestly pretty badass.

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lol I love fireball

And I used to just drink boxed wine but I get free wine pretty regularly now, honestly not fancy enough to tell the difference :marseyshrug:

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Nah when I drank i didn't give a darn about the subtle tastes of this bourbon or that gin. I drank to get shitfaced nothing else.

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I thought you'd be a Woodford Reserve man or something lol

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Nah I don't drink anymore. I'll be offered nice bourbon at get togethers with friends but I'll sip a tumbler all nite instead of downing one after another. Honestly I'm more of a gin and tonic guy.

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I get free wine pretty regularly now

I need to learn the way of your people.

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I work at a nice restaurant where we serve private parties. They usually order a whole bunch of wine of different varieties

Since there's some wine we only sell by the bottle, if they don't finish it then it's already paid for and we can have it. A lot of the time the bottles are almost full so it's not too bad lol

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Like a darn cockroach scurrying over scraps.

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Don't hate the playa!

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I've never in my life said no to free alcohol and I'm not starting now!

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You sound loose and easy..

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It's not free if I have to whore myself out...

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And the thrifty kind of person you'd like in a mate.

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What's with old spinster cat-aunts and wine? Can't you just drink straight everclear with a powerade chaser like a normal human? :marseydrunk:

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Frick you, I am married and also have a bird.

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