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Shit. I had too much wine and I'm buzzed. AMA.

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But in case no one asks me anything. My responses are sponsored by Pfizer.

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What decade has been your favorite so far?

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The 80's. No contest. I was overseas in Europe at an International School and everyone was full of optimism. You just got to enjoy life without everyone telling you that you needed to be pissed off about everything. A magical decade. Except for the gays. They got AIDS and died and that was very bad for them. But I'm a straight chick, so that decade was fantastic for me.

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Europe when Europe was still European? Wowzers.

Was it magical?

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Yep same for me. I enjoyed the 90s a lot but the 80s I'm way more nostalgic for.

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You kids. The 60's were a better time.

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Bullshit you unwashed hippy. In the 80's we had the joy, but also practiced hygiene. I love perfume.

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How the frick are all of you so old :marseyzoomer: :marseyzoomer:

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How the frick are all of you so young?

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Parents really wanted an neurodivergent child.

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Andrenochrome

:marseyparty:

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Patchouli is the root of them all, like it or not.

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Patchouli is only to cover the smell of your dank hippy weed.

Dolce and Gabbana red is my favorite scent... also...Lou Lou, by Cacharel.

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I knew I liked you.

90s was still amazing for me. I was an up and coming nerd and everyone was happy and making money. I also realized that marriage is not my thing. lmao


Krayon sexually assaulted his sister. https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241526738973.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241426254768.webp

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Got dat b-word on reddit going, "She's a known white nationalist who HATES black people and other races and gay people..."

And the truth is; She went to an International School and her diverse student body liked her so much they voted for her to give the commencement address. THEN, some families in the school gave an after party at a Chateau after graduation and only invited SOME students to it and she said: "I won't be there if the whole class is not welcome. I'll have a party at my house for the people who are not." And suddenly, the tradition of only inviting SOME of the graduates to the party after the graduation became a tradition to invite ALL of the students to the party.

I'm a badass b-word.

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You sound tight

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Not as tight as I used to be. I'm 51. But it's even better now. I'm a menopausal b-word who gives zero shits.

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How badly do you have to frick up to be posting here at 51. I plan to phase into becoming a tech illiterate when I grow older, then I can just ask the young kids to set shit up and sit back and watch them. Like the boomers do to me right now :marseyrage:

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Used to be, little β€˜uns had to mow the lawn. Well, now grandpa has a riding mower with a beer holder, so why don’t you little shits troubleshoot the WiFi instead?

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I plan to phase into becoming a tech illiterate when I grow older

Different strokes for different folks. I wish you well.

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What do you do for a living?

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I'm a landstacy.

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Based.

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Literally who?

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Samesies.

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Which Marian apparition is your favorite? πŸ€—

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Marian the librarian.

My first job at 14 was at a dinner theatre where I worked the lightboard backstage and set props for "The Music Man."

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I think you have a different Marian in mind...

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noooooooooooooooooooooooo

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I really DO need to pull out that fancy Jap breakmaker my husband bought and produce a loaf, snappy.

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Making some lovin' loaf?

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We should probably get some pink checks goin' for actual women. Enjoy their contributions.

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PoB (People of Banks) should get yellow checks for their insurmountable contribution to arts, media, politics, finance, etc.

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:platyheart:

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Finally gonna start blocking people then

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Sure, but what about cis women?

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There are only cis women

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Only cis women aren't real women.

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Based but false

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If cis :marseyno: women are women, why are they so uncute and invalid?

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Because so many of them are low value women

Low value women are minimally cute maximally invalid.

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What’s the coolest thing you’ve ever seen?

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Hm. I'm really thinking. I've seen cool things.

The concert with Sting and Paul Simon together was VERY cool for me.

But I guess the COOLEST thing I've seen was actually the Jeopardy stage...and the backstage...and the helpers and the taping and the winning. Because when it happened I was tanking in the first show, but I really kind of suddenly felt the presence of my dad...who I used to watch Jeopardy with... and I won. It was odd...I'm not that kind of person that really thinks "Oooooh...there's a presence."...but it was odd... I was just trying to hold it together and be me in that first taping and suddenly I did feel a presence like my dad was there...

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"There are more mysteries in the earth and heavens than are dreamt of in your philosophies, Horatio"...

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The thing that hath been, it is that which shall be; and that which is done is that which shall be done: and there is no new thing under the sun.

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My problem with this quote is that it had to have been false at some point, so it’s obviously hubris to state it at any point in history. Sounds dope though

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That book specifically is holy to me... I once did a lot of reading about Qohelet...

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Qoheleth is the warning about how painful it is to know too much/

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to know too much/

That's interesting to me. It has a hint of the heresy of gnosis in it, as if there are those of us who know "too much" in some way that is deeper than the others of our kind. (And I know I'm reading a lot into a simple phrasing, but it's a thread worth pulling on.)

I have tended to call this sense of gnosis a heresy (I am known as Ungnostic) for the simple reason that whether or not the wordless can express the pain of the fall from Eden, they certainly know that pain. They are in it, after all.

For me Qohelet is a commonality across time, the power of the Living Word, to end the ceaseless suffering of the roving mind looking for answers, to look out on all that humankind is and can only be and find satisfaction.


There were others, who went before

And passed this way again

And their path was lined with tears

On their way to meet the Lord God Almighty

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What's with old spinster cat-aunts and wine? Can't you just drink straight everclear with a powerade chaser like a normal human? :marseydrunk:

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Frick you, I am married and also have a bird.

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How did the dynastic Egyptians build temples and pyramids with precision fitted granite blocks without steel, without iron, without bronze?

Will you admit that Atlantis is REAL?

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r u single

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No.

Surprisingly. not.

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i dont care anymore, i found out youre old

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I was being polite to an obvious p-do.

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what was your favorite fdr fireside chat?

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The one where he accidentally had his leg on fire but did not know it because he was paralyzed and the secret service had to run in and say, "Sir...sir...your leg is on fire."

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whoa grandma, they hadn't invented fire back then

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Look sonny, I dunno who you think you are talking to, but not only did they have fire, they had atom bombs! You can't pull my leg sonny!

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What do you think of Shkreli?

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I would not frick him. He's rich, but ugly.

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I'd give him a bj (no homo)

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For pay or for free?

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I'd offer to pay him, but he'd probably decline since he's a POC

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I am a straight guy but sometimes I feel a longing in my bussy. Any idea why?

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