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Ok that’s it sorry for the uninteresting personal minor seethepost thanks for stopping by xx

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Carp must have a corporate gig because he seems to have a lot of free time during the day for these shitpost hijinks

Source: I too have a corporate gig

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Office Space was a documentary. When Peter says he only does about 15 minutes of actual work a day that was the most truthful thing ever said in fiction.

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Typical office schedule:

Log on

Go back to bed and browse memes for 45 minutes

Send replies to emails I didn't read to people who won't read them

Leisurely breakfast

Scheme about next promotion opportunity for several hours

Send more emails

BS via chat apps with coworkers

Do actual job for 20 minutes

Leave Teams Status as "active" for last 90 minutes of day and leave

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Ahh yes. Some people don't actually ever read your emails, and you send increasingly alarming sounding subject lines to get their attention and bypass their slacker macro systems because unfortunately you don't always have the access to do everything you need to do without annoying office drones.

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As a Sigma grindmaxxer, I cannot condone this and I have a religious disagreement with your lifestyle choices.

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being lvl 20 on rdrama

I'm sure you have a fulfilling and busy real life, Mr Skeleton

edit: 25 already, lmao :marseygrass:

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n-no you

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I throw my shit in Busy the entire day because the only people that actually need to contact me know that I'm not and everyone else can frick off.

Whenever Microsoft wants to introduce default statuses, that'd be peachy.

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Yes but thanks to COVID I spend a lot less time pretending to be productive.

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You still getting to work from home? We went back to the office over a year ago now.

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Lol I work in healthcare and only do 1 day a week WFH. But even in the office everyone stopped giving a frick.

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Ah, ok. There is only really two things I miss about wfh. That is not getting up before dawn, and taking naps. That was fricking sweet.

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You could probably setup a little cot behind the cases of paper and toner.

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I’m still working from home, I take a lot of naps and start drinking around lunch

The second part isn’t much different from when I’m in the office though

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I’m naked in bed doing my job as I type this

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Remember to use a wet wipe on your bussy in between clients, it's just common courtesy.

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