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Teacher gets called fat by young :marseykente:, sneeds about it online

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I say to my HS kids, "How would you feel if a 3rd grader insulted you? Okay, so you get the idea how I'm feeling right now."

This only works if you're not actually seething.

I've been called worse by better. The beauty of this line is the ones it's directed at are usually to dense to get it. They only realize when everyone is laughing at them.

If I, uh, w-wanted to kill myself, I'd, uh, I'd get up on your IQ level and jump to, um, I mean, if I wanted to kill myself I'd jump off your ego level, and then uh, I'd land on your IQ level.

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Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?" Contestant: "The peepee" SH: "A WUH... HUH??" audience erupts into laughter Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself laughter gets even louder SH: O lordy... one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says... the board shows 100 for "peepee" Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end

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