bicyclist tries to get himself run over to make a point

It's a fetish

He dreams of ambassadorial limousines crashing into jack-knifing bicycles, of taxis filled with celebrating children colliding head-on below the bright display windows of deserted supermarkets. He dreamed of alienated brothers and sisters, by chance meeting each other on collision courses on the access roads of petrochemical plants, their unconscious incest made explicit in this colliding metal, in the hemorrhages of their brain tissue flowering beneath the aluminized compression chambers and reactions vessels.

Did that Bong have a filming loicense though?

>Waah why don't road planners cater to my gay bicycle no normal person rides

I fricking hate Vine. He's always been a smug, attention seeking twat

https://tiktok.com/@thejeremyvine/video/7183248555392453894

Unseparated bike lane going opposite direction of car lane is pretty dumb

Lol guy barely knows how to ride a bike. Even a novice coulda done a sick wallride on the side of the van while spraypainting their tag on the side. Smh

I just don't understand the thought process of thinking you own the road on a 20 lb bicycle. You'd think you would have the self preservation instinct to give vehicles that you way tons the right of way. Do they lose that instinct when they buy their first cycling shirt

TCD

Remember cyclists, it's better to be right than alive.

His adrenaline adrenaline never pumped harder and euphoria was never as intoxicating as when he posted this video on Twitter.

I love this guy. The sneed he generates is outrageous.

Scrote cacs on bikes smh nikkas nvr do that aint sure bout asians tho i dont rly got chink friends outside work

I have a pretty expensive bike and I take joy in feeling like the underdog being pushed around by overworked blue-collar delivery drivers. Excuse me but I'm trying to save the environment!!!

lmfao he looks like exactly the sort of greyhaired eunuch I was expecting