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Least Promiscuous woman posts her bodycount on the internet, the obvious ensues

https://old.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/16m6r36/oc_an_east_coast_girl_and_her_dating_history?sort=controversial

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Woman posts data about her exes online. I have no fricking clue what the percentages represent, but

https://media.giphy.com/media/8lFV5JUjuCsjC/giphy.webp

First of all, a quick shoutout to the autists in the audience who look at this and think

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who the frick puts ordinal data in a donut chart :marseyautism:

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this r-slur put time-series data right-to-left on a data subreddit :marseyoctopus2:

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These colour choices lmao. We've all worked with a foid like this, word to Pizzashill :platysalute:

:marseyfoidretard: hey anon I know i took three weeks, but here's that report you asked for

:marseytrollcrazy: I HATE THE NINETEENTH AMENDMENT

Onto the sneed:

Looks like the whole of Caucasian Maryland has been "intimate" with you, except for anyone bald. It's scary looking at these numbers and wondering how many girls have lived their lives just sleeping around town. Decent, ordinary guys don't even know what they're up against with these numbers.

:chudjakbaldspin: bald lives matter

People wonder why I don't wanna date in my 30s

If you're dating in your thirties, it might be time to consider Canadian Healthcare. :marseymaid:

How does the number of peepees a person sucked before you changes your opinion of them? Is it insecurity? Do you think that they're going to cheat on you?

How does the number of miles on this car change your opinion of it? Are you too insecure to own my 2003 Toyota Camry? Not enough of a man? :marseysmug2:

Found the incel :soyjakanimeglasses:

I've been happily married for almost a decade and have 3 children. :marseygrilling2:

boombooms can't stop winning

Cue the men coming out of the woodwork to shame a woman for having an active s*x life and doing whatever and whoever the frick she wants.

:marseyeggless:

To all the dudes raging about bodycount, consider this - if one is sexually active around 15 and then sleeps with 5 people on average a year, for 20 years, that's 100 people. 5 people/year is less than a person every 2 months. That's not at all hard to achieve for the average person at all

Uh yeah maybe in prison, what the frick? :marseydisgust: :marseydisagree:

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No more Holly Willoughby. This is a Lana Stan Account now :marseysaluteusa: :marseypatriot:

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Reminder that in 2010, seven was considered a comically high number of exes for a twenty two year old.

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Reminder that in 2010, seven was considered a comically high number of exes for a twenty two year old.

some fat slob wrote a script for a movie, this totes represents the culture back at that point in time

fricking r-slur moron

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and yet you instantly knew what movie I was talking about despite my never mentioning it :marseyhmmm: :marseysmug2:

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no i have no clue what the movie is but I can obviously fricking infer the obvious

i dont watch capeshit

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You lost the debate😭

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you lost at life

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do tell

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Even now women have like 6 peepees on average their entire lives bruh.

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:marseysurejan:

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:marseyretard4talking:

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So 18? Dang.

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Six peepees and multiple orgasms? Darn, females just keep on winning.

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That's what they're willing too admit too lmao. Multiply that by 5 atleast

Leo Frank was innocent

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Yes.

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some fat slob wrote a script for a comic, this totes represents the culture back at that point in time

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Comical to who, exactly? Incels? Seven isn't even high for a 16 year old…


:#marseyskinnedwalk:

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isn't even high for a 16 year old…

I'm sorry to hear

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It's fine, I've come to peace with it. Sometimes if I get really drunk the repressed trauma comes out but for the most part I'm fine.

I'm not sure how much influence that had over my past promiscuity though. I'm married with kids now and it hasn't negative affected my relationship or my life in any way


:#marseyskinnedwalk:

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:marseygrilling2pat: well I'm glad it all turned out well in the end

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Lmao, voice sounds like somebody who spent most of their school years in a locker. :nerd:

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That guy uses rDrama, funnily enough.

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:marseydelighted: no way tell him I love his music

@oid :marseywave3: (just a guess)

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Not me sadly. I use a higher falsetto :marseypass:

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:marseyagreewarpspeed:

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You people are on less than 20? :marseyconfused2:

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average incelcore fan

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:truestory#bro:

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/16951483280204306.webp

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Incel

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I prefer Married with kids Chad

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I chase married women, so watch out.

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At night?

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I shove 9 inch statues made in the likeness of Greu up their vaginas, to make their husbonds feel inadequate by comparison.

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I spent my time with several long term relationships for most of my 20s so my count isnt super high, that being said though its super simple for me to get laid. I literally fricked 3 different women this June just because I could. I dont get incel sneed because absent a severe deformity and manletism, you can fix enough of yourself to get a gf or at least get laid

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Just don't be :marseyautism: and kitty comes if you put some effort

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whom*

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r-slur :marseyhammerpinkies: :marseyeyeroll: no it wasn't

I can't believe :marseyparappa: i am so old that kids are making shit up about what life was like in 2010 :marseyropeyourselfmirror:

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why is there a gaggle of upset grandparents in the replies to this joke comment. You and this guy should go play mahjong and buy timeshares you geriatric FRICK

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be funny :marseylaughpoundfist: then r-slur :marseykrayon:

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:#marseysurejan:

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>in defense of promiscuous youth

>t. :marseywall:

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>t. absinthe :marseykermit: but not remotely interesting:yawn:

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@Absinthe and I have absolutely nothing in common besides a desire to see this website not become OnlySimps for autists and BPD foids

:marseyklennysleep#:

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:cope: I don't even collect :marseystamp2: simps and you're litrully the only one pathetically following me around :marseyeyeroll:

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I don't even collect simps

Didn't say you did :marseyconfused2: I just said that's all absinthe and I have in common

following me around

Babe there are like 100 people on this website and 4 active topics per day, don't be such a :plsnope:

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shut the frick up. of the 381 times my username has been mentioned, 9% of those comments were from you. nvm all the comment :marseysoypointdubz: reports and dozen of awards I get from you, including while I'm on vacation :marseybeach: and not even posting :marseycomplain: lol

I'm not saying it's just me, but it's obvious :marseyoctopus2: you're the loser :marseyegbert: simp you claim to be against, none of the actual incels :marseyitsoverwereback: on this website are this bad

give up the larp and :marseykys2:

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:marseylaughpoundfist: u nerds analyzing statistics is even more pathetic than me bullying a :marseywall: foid

I'm not saying it's just me, but it's obvious :marseyoctopus2: you're the loser :marseyegbert: simp you claim to be against,

foid can't handle rejection, assumes man wants to frick her :marseymanysuchcases:

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I don't even collect simps

False

:#marseyshapiro:

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I don't :marseyangel:

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So true my queen

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Alright now you are just incel posting. That number is high but still in the normal range and still is today.

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https://media.giphy.com/media/3o6Zt9NVy9mo2QCPqo/giphy.webp

>No more fun guys. You've crossed my arbitrary line so now I have to seriouspost.

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>I've been found out. Better pretend it was all a joke.

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>wah wah incelirino :#soysnooseethe:

You're just :#marseynoyouzoom:ing now you malding cute twink

And ofc this dumb comment is from a paypiggy. That username background is the soyvatar of r redditor dot net. Always the straggiest takes from you're kind


Leo Frank was innocent

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:#marseyseethe:

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Alright now you are just incel redditor posting :#marseysoyjak:

Leo Frank was innocent

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:marseydejected: I am not a poorcel and want to keep this place hosted

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This comment never fails to make me :marseygunshotsuicide#:

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It's not because its a comical number you rslur, but because it's a symbolically significant number. Seven sins, seven days of the week, seven wonders of the world, the seven dwarfs, the seventh son etc.

Or in this case, seven exes.

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I don't think that's right b/c clerks had the peepee sucking scene.


Follower of Christ :marseyandjesus: Tech lover, IT Admin, heckin pupper lover and occasionally troll. I hold back feelings or opinions, right or wrong because I dislike conflict.

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Follower of Christ :marseyandjesus: Tech lover, IT Admin, heckin pupper lover and occasionally troll. I hold back feelings or opinions, right or wrong because I dislike conflict.

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If you have 7 body counts at twenty you might have been groomed by p-do. :marseyaware:

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