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Least Promiscuous woman posts her bodycount on the internet, the obvious ensues

https://old.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/16m6r36/oc_an_east_coast_girl_and_her_dating_history?sort=controversial

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Woman posts data about her exes online. I have no fricking clue what the percentages represent, but

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First of all, a quick shoutout to the autists in the audience who look at this and think

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who the frick puts ordinal data in a donut chart :marseyautism:

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this r-slur put time-series data right-to-left on a data subreddit :marseyoctopus2:

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These colour choices lmao. We've all worked with a foid like this, word to Pizzashill :platysalute:

:marseyfoidretard: hey anon I know i took three weeks, but here's that report you asked for

:marseytrollcrazy: I HATE THE NINETEENTH AMENDMENT

Onto the sneed:

Looks like the whole of Caucasian Maryland has been "intimate" with you, except for anyone bald. It's scary looking at these numbers and wondering how many girls have lived their lives just sleeping around town. Decent, ordinary guys don't even know what they're up against with these numbers.

:chudjakbaldspin: bald lives matter

People wonder why I don't wanna date in my 30s

If you're dating in your thirties, it might be time to consider Canadian Healthcare. :marseymaid:

How does the number of peepees a person sucked before you changes your opinion of them? Is it insecurity? Do you think that they're going to cheat on you?

How does the number of miles on this car change your opinion of it? Are you too insecure to own my 2003 Toyota Camry? Not enough of a man? :marseysmug2:

Found the incel :soyjakanimeglasses:

I've been happily married for almost a decade and have 3 children. :marseygrilling2:

boombooms can't stop winning

Cue the men coming out of the woodwork to shame a woman for having an active s*x life and doing whatever and whoever the frick she wants.

:marseyeggless:

To all the dudes raging about bodycount, consider this - if one is sexually active around 15 and then sleeps with 5 people on average a year, for 20 years, that's 100 people. 5 people/year is less than a person every 2 months. That's not at all hard to achieve for the average person at all

Uh yeah maybe in prison, what the frick? :marseydisgust: :marseydisagree:

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No more Holly Willoughby. This is a Lana Stan Account now :marseysaluteusa: :marseypatriot:

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Reminder that in 2010, seven was considered a comically high number of exes for a twenty two year old.

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Comical to who, exactly? Incels? Seven isn't even high for a 16 year old…

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isn't even high for a 16 year old…

I'm sorry to hear

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It's fine, I've come to peace with it. Sometimes if I get really drunk the repressed trauma comes out but for the most part I'm fine.

I'm not sure how much influence that had over my past promiscuity though. I'm married with kids now and it hasn't negative affected my relationship or my life in any way

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:marseygrilling2pat: well I'm glad it all turned out well in the end

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Lmao, voice sounds like somebody who spent most of their school years in a locker. :nerd:

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:marseyagreewarpspeed:

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That guy uses rDrama, funnily enough.

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:marseydelighted: no way tell him I love his music

@oid :marseywave3: (just a guess)

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Not me sadly. I use a higher falsetto :marseypass:

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You people are on less than 20? :marseyconfused2:

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average incelcore fan

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:truestory#bro:

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Incel

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I prefer Married with kids Chad

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I chase married women, so watch out.

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At night?

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I shove 9 inch statues made in the likeness of Greu up their vaginas, to make their husbonds feel inadequate by comparison.

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I spent my time with several long term relationships for most of my 20s so my count isnt super high, that being said though its super simple for me to get laid. I literally fricked 3 different women this June just because I could. I dont get incel sneed because absent a severe deformity and manletism, you can fix enough of yourself to get a gf or at least get laid

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Just don't be :marseyautism: and kitty comes if you put some effort

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whom*

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Reminder that in 2010, seven was considered a comically high number of exes for a twenty two year old.

some fat slob wrote a script for a movie, this totes represents the culture back at that point in time

fricking r-slur moron

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and yet you instantly knew what movie I was talking about despite my never mentioning it :marseyhmmm: :marseysmug2:

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no i have no clue what the movie is but I can obviously fricking infer the obvious

i dont watch capeshit

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You lost the debate😭

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you lost at life

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do tell

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Even now women have like 6 peepees on average their entire lives bruh.

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:marseysurejan:

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So 18? Dang.

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Six peepees and multiple orgasms? Darn, females just keep on winning.

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That's what they're willing too admit too lmao. Multiply that by 5 atleast

Leo Frank was innocent

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Yes.

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some fat slob wrote a script for a comic, this totes represents the culture back at that point in time

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Tbh if you have much fewer than that and weren't in a long term thing it just means you were probably a loser in high school. Even the fricking mormons and evangelicals rotate through a series of casual boyfriends/girlfriends in their teens

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you were probably a loser in high school

!tops !bottoms Does being a closeted strag make staying a virgin throughout high school more pathetic, or less?

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I was homeschooled :marseybottom:

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Say the line Snappy :marseygroomergrooming:


:!marseybooba:

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Should've fricked the teacher

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For bottoms you get an uwu-so-shy excuse, for tops it's hopeless

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for tops it's hopeless

:marseysuicide:

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:#marseydepressed:

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!cuteandvalid !tops it's a sign

:#marseysoypoint:

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A sign that you're depressed but FABULOUS :gayamongus:

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More.


:!marseybooba:

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It doesn't matter :marseyjam:

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:marseyho#pe:

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The Mormons don't frick though. They might do a little soaking though.

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Nobody who isn't severely damaged is fricking in their early teens

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Lolwut post your wrist, I gotta see what sort of pasty subhuman would say this

Mayos be like "i was a virgin until 42 pls settle for me Asian Stacy, i promise a secure career and absolutely no ability to frick" :marseylaugh:

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lol severely damaged was vv hyperbolic but the think I grew up more prudish than I thought. Nobody I know was screwing until like sophomore year of high school, except the really really skanky kids and the one who got molestered. Y'all dramatards need jesus.

At the time I thought I was hot shit for giving a boy some over the bathing suit action the summer after eight grade.

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This, everyone in highschool in the 2000s was talking about s*x constantly but terrified of the other gender. Maybe you "date" someone by awkwardly being in their presence once a week, but the only people who actually had full blown s*x before maybe 16 at the earliest were the clearly fricked up kids who got abused

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:marseyshesright#:

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Thats one of the first things I ever fricked lol.

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i hope this is bait

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So assuming that you were an asocial autist who didn't have a seventh grade girlfriend, what exactly do you think most relationships consist of at that age? Only the really messed up kids were getting laid before like 16, but if you didn't ever go to the movies with some girl and hold hands you were probably a weird loser.

:marseycopeseethedilate: all you want, but most kids were out having fun while you were holed up browsing stickdeath.com or playing Maple Story or whatever.

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Where i live most people didn't date in their early teens and alot of the ones who did it were teehee girls who got kittyblasted by significantly older moids :!marseyyikes:.

So you are probably just a slut :marseyshrug:

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Oh noooo the mean internet strag called me a slut :marseycrying:

I'm literally crying in my expensive hemp pants rn

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Don't worry , your tears won't spoil your pants. :marseyembrace: :!marseycry:

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>Only the really messed up kids were getting laid before like 16

neighbor tf you go to school?

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A middle class suburb in southern California?

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I regret to inform you that you were absolutely not one of the cool kids

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neither were you neighbor you're here rn lol

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GOOD point

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Oh god yeah. I wasn't a complete loser but I definitely wasn't cool.

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neighbor why were so many people molested where you live? was boy scouts popular? :marseywut2:

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All the ones I know of were with bfs/gfs the same age

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How many people in your social sphere were having actual piv s*x in 8th or 9th grade?

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Well some of them were gay so no piv there, but enough.

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Exactly :marseylaugh:, alot of girls completly slut out once they hit like 14/15 and puberty.

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once they hit like 14/15 and puberty

14/15

hit puberty

:#marseyjohnson:

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english no me good , i meant when they mostly go trough not just started it.

:marseysad:

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maybe in poorville?

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Hey !biofoids come gawk at the malding pornsick moids. Also I just realized I'm on my alt and this ping is going to cost me :marseycry:

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You're such a dirty slut. :horny:

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:#marseyrealwork:

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yeah and they dont frick them moron they just hold hands and break hearts

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I didn't say anything about frick, r-slur. I said you're a loser if you didn't date around in high school. Porn addiction is ruining our young men smh

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:marseystroke: oh I misread that, because there was no s*x and foids were actually afraid of being called sluts, middle/high school relationships usually lasted several years at least where I'm from though or were on and off for long periods.

Sure, there were sluts who'd hook up with or blow their friends in the woods, but they were all clearly marked with scarlet As and they thought they'd leave it all behind and land a rich financechad in college (they are still single and slutposting on instagram)

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Who wants to date hometown girls? When you can put a name/face to 2-3 of the losers who came before you, you're better off waiting until you move away to date.

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Towns bike. Everyone takes a ride

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Based.

I snatched my bride from a town 3500 miles away.

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>you didn't frick in highschool so you must have been addicted to porn!!!!

no it was the autism, fricking ableist

:#incel:

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Haha yeah

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r-slur :marseyhammerpinkies: :marseyeyeroll: no it wasn't

I can't believe :marseyparappa: i am so old that kids are making shit up about what life was like in 2010 :marseyropeyourselfmirror:

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why is there a gaggle of upset grandparents in the replies to this joke comment. You and this guy should go play mahjong and buy timeshares you geriatric FRICK

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be funny :marseylaughpoundfist: then r-slur :marseykrayon:

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:#marseysurejan:

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>in defense of promiscuous youth

>t. :marseywall:

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>t. absinthe :marseykermit: but not remotely interesting:yawn:

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@Absinthe and I have absolutely nothing in common besides a desire to see this website not become OnlySimps for autists and BPD foids

:marseyklennysleep#:

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:cope: I don't even collect :marseystamp2: simps and you're litrully the only one pathetically following me around :marseyeyeroll:

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I don't even collect simps

Didn't say you did :marseyconfused2: I just said that's all absinthe and I have in common

following me around

Babe there are like 100 people on this website and 4 active topics per day, don't be such a :plsnope:

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shut the frick up. of the 381 times my username has been mentioned, 9% of those comments were from you. nvm all the comment :marseysoypointdubz: reports and dozen of awards I get from you, including while I'm on vacation :marseybeach: and not even posting :marseycomplain: lol

I'm not saying it's just me, but it's obvious :marseyoctopus2: you're the loser :marseyegbert: simp you claim to be against, none of the actual incels :marseyitsoverwereback: on this website are this bad

give up the larp and :marseykys2:

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:marseylaughpoundfist: u nerds analyzing statistics is even more pathetic than me bullying a :marseywall: foid

I'm not saying it's just me, but it's obvious :marseyoctopus2: you're the loser :marseyegbert: simp you claim to be against,

foid can't handle rejection, assumes man wants to frick her :marseymanysuchcases:

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I don't even collect simps

False

:#marseyshapiro:

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I don't :marseyangel:

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So true my queen

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Alright now you are just incel posting. That number is high but still in the normal range and still is today.

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>No more fun guys. You've crossed my arbitrary line so now I have to seriouspost.

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>I've been found out. Better pretend it was all a joke.

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>wah wah incelirino :#soysnooseethe:

You're just :#marseynoyouzoom:ing now you malding cute twink

And ofc this dumb comment is from a paypiggy. That username background is the soyvatar of r redditor dot net. Always the straggiest takes from you're kind


Leo Frank was innocent

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:#marseyseethe:

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Alright now you are just incel redditor posting :#marseysoyjak:

Leo Frank was innocent

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:marseydejected: I am not a poorcel and want to keep this place hosted

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This comment never fails to make me :marseygunshotsuicide#:

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It's not because its a comical number you rslur, but because it's a symbolically significant number. Seven sins, seven days of the week, seven wonders of the world, the seven dwarfs, the seventh son etc.

Or in this case, seven exes.

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I don't think that's right b/c clerks had the peepee sucking scene.


Follower of Christ :marseyandjesus: Tech lover, IT Admin, heckin pupper lover and occasionally troll. I hold back feelings or opinions, right or wrong because I dislike conflict.

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Follower of Christ :marseyandjesus: Tech lover, IT Admin, heckin pupper lover and occasionally troll. I hold back feelings or opinions, right or wrong because I dislike conflict.

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If you have 7 body counts at twenty you might have been groomed by p-do. :marseyaware:

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