@SnappyIsMyWaifu's comment on '/r/atheism essay-poster makes a Tinder profile'

https://old.reddit.com/r/datingoverthirty/comments/16przpn/hinge_profile_review_request_how_do_i_43m_stay?sort=controversial

Okay, it's not actually Tinder, it's Hinge, but I didn't think you guys would know the current dating app landscape

Hullo, dear DOT!

Great start! :marseythumbsup:

I generally opine that you want someone who wants you for you so it's best to filter out as many people as possible up front rather than cast a wide net just to drag in a bunch of people you're not compatible with. It's only prudent to consider if I'm scaring away the right people, though.

I knew he posted on /r/atheism before I even clicked on the profile

Preference settings I've chosen within the app:

• not looking for men

• max distance

• no age limit at all

• open to all ethnicities

• NOT open to any Abrahamic religions but open to all others

>Not looking for men

STRAGGOTS OUT OUT OUT

>no age limit AT ALL

My dude, you are fricking 43 years old, are you really looking for 18 year old kitty?

>NOT (his emphasis, not mine) open to any Abrahamic religions but open to others

Yeah, I'm sure you'd be totally fine with a practicing Hindu. Fricking edgy r-slur.

Let's take a look at this seasoned gentlesir:

https://i.imgur.com/9KOwTZc

:#marseyakshually:

https://i.imgur.com/bJ4NdNq_d.webp?maxwidth=9999&fidelity=grand

What the frick does any of this fricking mean???

:#marseyconfused:

https://i.imgur.com/nCSQEgi

Literally kissing a black ram, what did he mean by this?

:#marseywrongthonk:

https://i.imgur.com/qi7JMCx

Oh my God, someone save that poor chinchilla!

:#marseychinchilla2:

Anyway, even the Redditors are dunking on him.

Your profile comes off that you are a weirdo + cringe + kind of demanding. super wordy, lots of it is cringe, I don't even know where to start. Burn the entire profile and start over.

No tattoos ? No blonds? You come off as super picky and demanding. Literally WTF, how is someone supposed to interpret this at first impression:

“While I don't need marriage & am fairly non heteronormative in general), I'd love to find a life partner but you can't force it; meanwhile, I'm pro-serendipity.”

Who actually uses non heteronormative and pro-serendipity in common day language ? This language states you are non gender roles and possibly gender fluid (cool if that's your thing but you stated you don't want men) at the same time your are happy in the process of your own realizations over time ? Thats like everyone, no need to state this here. But mentioning it is super cringe.

“This is my spirit animal, Gulliver. He turned 15 this year! ALSO: prey animals > predators.” - the mentioning of prey vs predator animals is super cringe.

“A random fact I love is that there are only two kinds of people in the world: those who believe the entire world's population can be neatly bifurcated into two groups and those who don't.”

The fact that I have to look up what bifurcated means turns me off. - It comes off as cringe and snobbish. This statement alone is very off putting when you put it all together. Definitely not something you want to mention at first impressions.