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The title but completely unironically

Never stop being memorable.

One time I'd lowkey moved in with another girl and we moved to DC but the previous girl still had my dogs at her place and I did this whole song and dance with getting airlifted to another hospital after an imaginary cardiac episode and I got a wristband from a local hospital as proof and then I made something up about renting a house in Charlotte with a mutual friend and I wanted to get the dogs acclimated to the place while waiting for the utilities to be turned on so there was no need for her to come until we had power and I loaded up a few bags with my shit, got my dogs, said see you in a few weeks and went ghostmode

This was a 3 year relationship


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Thank you for the run-on paragraph, very cool!


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Why even bother with religion

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Wow heartless!

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She wasn't you. It was never meant to be.


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I assume because she wasnt real?

But then that would imply HiL is real :carpthinkorino:

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:#marseypikachu2:

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new carp lore

:#marseynotes:

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you belong in a church

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Yeah, on that wooden thing, next to the other dude!

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:marseyxd: I would expect nothing less from you carp, beautiful.

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Are you on stims :marseytedsimp: again? :marseysad:

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Darn, he's just like me

on all levels except physical i am a carp

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>thought about Israel :marseyhitlerjew: again

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:carprag#ing: :marseyi#!srael:


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And that landlord? That was me :marseysmug2:

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Yasss king go off.

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"I put noise isolation chambers on all the fire alarms my neighbors NO MORE FRICKIN' CHIRPIN' Y'ALL"

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Sad, but maybe he did it because she is wearing bath caps as casual fashion

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I'm a walking exit wound

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Can you finish this sonnet?

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I've heard of convenient relationships like dating a guy because he could drive you around and stuff like that.

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oh wow it's literally me in college :marseygunshotsuicide:

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I don't care tbh

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It's b8 lol.

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I can make it all better baby let's move in together :marseydarkrose2:

Although I have to go on a business trip in about 3 weeks to my home village

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Realistically, what did he think was going to happen?

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He didn't

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Why they always wearing that ugly cap

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The same reason that https://i.rdrama.net/images/16958245230691707.webp

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Unwashed hair

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Prevents tangles and helps preserve oils. Men wear it too when they have cornrows or waves in. I don't expect you to understand given your early onset hair loss. !nonchuds

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helps preserve oils.

Try washing your greasy-butt hair maybe

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When the oils are removed the curls tangle because they have nothing to bind against. Again, I don't expect your hairline has the capacity to understand.

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My hairline is top tier tbh. But I tend to keep it nice and clean

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Sure, Saudi Hairabia

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Coleslaw feeling down, go get yourself another man femcel :marseyindignant:

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I have once again fallen for bait.

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King shit :marseykingcrown:

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Literally me!

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Why is this even an emoji

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:#stfupussy:

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:#marcusrcaconnected: :#marseyrcaconnected:

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Degenerate behavior

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Moid moid lmaoooo

!chuds !nonchuds

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I can't stand sounding.

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:marsey#downvote:

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zoz

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zle

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zozzle

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Moid foid :#marseygossipblush:

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Doesnt even line up smh

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lmao

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:marcusrcaconnectingfast: :marseyrcaconnectingfast:

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For this

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I have further questions

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Ask away bb

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