It's been a while since we've seen how the universally shitllib Australian satire news industry is 
in response to voters not warming up to the Voice to Parliament. !strayans
Let's start with The Shovel.
Cope rating: 4/5 soyjaks
Now, here is The Chaser.
Seethe rating: 3/5 soyjaks
And finally, The Betoota Advocate
Dilate rating: 5/5 soyjaks
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current year "satirists":
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Yet make one satire article about a
, and everyone loses their minds.
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At some point their burning contempt went from subtext to just text.
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I cannot wait to watch hannah gadsby's special about this, it's going to be hillarious
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Satire, comedy, writing, etc has all fallen to the scourge of millennial writers where everything has to have an overt current culture war issue hamfisted into it.
Rightoids are also guilty of this to some extent but with prog libs it's more noticeable because they are the politics of the majority of media and entertainment.
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Correct
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millennials are the BIPOCs of generations
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Always have been tbh
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T minus 15 days to referendum.
May Allah bless us with abundant supply of
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Time to start maturing your reddit accounts dramafarmers
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Most australian looking actor
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To piss journ*lists off?
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what does this headline even mean
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I think it's trying to say he's a dinosaur stuck in the past, and has no desire to adopt new things even when they are "objectively"
better.
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Speaking of dinosaurs stuck in the past with no desire to adopt new things
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Gasoline was a pretty recent addition to their culture
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If it ain't broke don't fix it
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The running water guy kind of has a point. If colonization was all that bad most of Australia is still empty they can always walk naked into the desert and eat bugs like their ancestors did
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Maybe two months ago, saw one talking point about how abbos don't have equal access to healthcare because whytes don't speak their language.
I don't see the problem. If you want white healthcare, you need to speak white. Abbos are free to continue their technology of bashing infections with rocks or whatever
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Aussies are the biggest cucks in the Anglosphere.
And they have a lot of competition.
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They're bigger cucks than the leafs and that's some really tough competition.
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HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK
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Only the Aussie shitlibs are ime
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Lets not get ahead of ourselves
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Kiwis are worse
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MFW kiwis are so cucked they teach Maori creationism in science class.
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Gotta specify MΔori creationism or else you'd get rightoids here dogging you for opposing it.
That's kinda cucked imo
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Counterpoint:
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Isn't plenty of Australia still a wasteland if anyone wants to retain a traditional way of life
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Well yeah, but the "closing the gap" people will go thermonuclear if the abo life expectancy and education levels drop any further. They somehow want aborigines to not accept any accountability for their own lives, while simultaneously achieving the same results as people who do.
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no amount of globohomo is worse than seeing a huntsman spider in your kitchen and not have anyone to call for help
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I woke up and a huntsman spider was on the ceiling directly above my bed, I know they're harmless but they're so fricking huge and fast.
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id rather live in a pod
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That's what the shotgun is for
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There are probably still uncontacted tribes living in the desert. Good on them, tbh.
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A "Yes" vote would be more convincing if there are any hot Abos babe.
There isn't one.
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The most intelligent, attractive and best-off abos are all the mixed ones.
Which only suggests the Stolen Generation was the right course of action.
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the leftoids ability to meme is embarrassing. It's also hilarious how they think giving people who have a propensity to frick their own kids, huff petrol, and sleep on roads some semblance of power and if you don't agree with this you're the bad guy
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Let's not pretend 99% of rightoid stuff isn't even more unfunny seethe without an attempt at humour.
It's a problem with people unable to laugh at themselves in any way trying to force a political point not make a joke
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College education tends to make you clever but not wise. There's a strong difference that has become more and more apparent with current year Redditors and college leftists.
I won't even say 'educated' or 'refined', because you know these people don't read any books.
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The rightoids also get pissy frequently but they actually can sometimes laugh at themselves. Their most popular meme rn is literally a cartoon pointing out how most of them are neurodivergent and look incredibly dysgenic.
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The chudjak wasn't theirs afaik. It just blew up, and if they ignored it, it's give the impression that it hits too close to home and makes them seethe. So most of them run with it.
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Im a fricking racist, and I still pity the aboriginals' fate.
They were soft-locked to monke, eating a lizard every three days and chilling in the desert until one day when the brits had to frick everything up by importing booze and petroleum.
When Uncle Ted said the industrial revolution has been a disaster to the human race, he was thinking of those tribes who had to cram 70k years of human adaptation to rootless degeneracy into 3 generations.
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They should send them back into the desert and make it protected land. Let them return to monke
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The third chaser article isn't that copeworthy, it is hilarious.
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One could interpret that article as a satire of left-wing rageposting. That's why I only awarded them 3/5 soyjaks.
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You know why they're called The Chaser?
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No I do not.
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They started as a group of
chasers, and it developed into a "satire" group.
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I thought satire is supposed to be funny, or at least somewhat witty.
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"Rightoids stupid and evil" but presented in wordswordswords is hilarious to their target audience
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Its wild to sneed at people for being dinosaurs and unwilling to try new things when the new thing is to listen give insane power to an archaic "peoples" who are incapable of developing and worse incapable of maintaining any sort of development given too them.
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Malding of the highest degree lmao.
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Funny tho
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I wouldn't be surprised if those articles were written by GPT3.
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Kill them all
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!sd Marsey huffing gasoline in a desert, jerry can
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Can't wait for voting day (she's smelling the seethe)
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We have become so concerned with micro aggressions; we have closed our eyes to macro aggressions.
Snapshots:
The Shovel.:
archive.org
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archive.ph (click to archive)
The Chaser.:
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ghostarchive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
The Betoota Advocate:
archive.org
ghostarchive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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https://theguardian.com/culture/2010/mar/28/germaine-greer-samson-and-delilah
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I wish they would make an ad about Aboriginals sniffing petrol, βthis is why they shouldn't have special rights.
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Too many aussie c*nts here. Time for a purge.
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Huntsmen are intimidating, but Funnel Webs are truly terrifying.
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I learned a new word today
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