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EFFORTPOST Disappointing Dramatards! :carpdisagree::carpdisagree::carpdisagree: We haven't had any Wheel of Woke drama where Amazon r#pes our childhood, and while Jeff watched :marseyblankstare::marseyblankstare::marseyblankstare:

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fights are shit, translation: actresses and soyboys let stuntment do all the hard work, then when their faces onscreen the lowest common denominator follows

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"he fights were so bad! You could clearly tell from her movement that Perrin's new girlfriend had some moves, too bad she was let down by shoddy camerawork." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :marseyobamacope::marseyobamacope::marseyobamacope::marseyobamacope::marseyobamacope::marseyobamacope::marseyobamacope::marseyobamacope::marseyobamacope::marseyobamacope::marseyobamacope:


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The clear sterile lack of passion, and sandblasting of all originality of the author's touch has made even funky pop redditors nnnoootice the brokenshit tier horrible quality of the show :marseyfunkobox::marseyfunkobox::marseyfunkobox::marseyfunkobox:

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500 upmarseys outside the colonized echo chambers

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even bookreaders have no idea what the frick going on half the time, alsy they raping the legacy male characters as is tradition in current year


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even redditors notice the widespread contempt new age writers have for the source material

"It feels like an increasing trend where writers are loathe to β€œjust replicate” the source material and so want to add their own plotlines. WoT, The Witcher, Foundation, Halo. The only one that has been done well is Foundation, the rest just feel like the writers wanted to make their own show and forced bits of it into existing IP."

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it's strange how the more non-echo chamber normies of /r/television who's wolrdviers are already much more left wing and liberal than my own openly call out the supreme absence of spark and charisma of recent shows, especially from Amazon

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"Halo, Wheel of Time and Witcher really make an unholy trinity of great IPs squandered by talentless hacks more concerned with their fanfiction over adapting the material. Be nice if they could all stay on strike."

"You forgot the lord of the rings: Galadriel's thirst for power (Sauron)"


Halo fans perpetually cucked

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Commenter 1: "Imagine if you will an adaption of Halo that doesn't have Master Chief, or an adaption of The Last of Us that doesn't have Joel, or an adaption of Game of Thrones without Jon Snow and Daenarys. That's what Wheel of Time is - whatever apologists for this show might spout, there is a clear main character in the books and that's the Dragon Reborn, Rand Al'Thor.

And he's nothing - in fact he's less than nothing, he has systematically had every single piece of character development and every big moment stripped away from him. Book 2 (which was very very very loosely adapted into this second season) contains character defining development for Rand - things that are carried through the entire book series.

It has moments that literally affect the setting and Rand personally for the entire series.

And those are gone - but don't worry guys, Season 3 will definitely be better and have all those cool moments for the Dragon Reborn to have right?"

Commenter2: "No need to imagine, we got that." :marseyknowthatfeelbro::marseyknowthatfeelbro::marseyknowthatfeelbro::marseyknowthatfeelbro:


Redditors call out the girlboss self insert tendancy of new age writers

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Commenter1: "What's crazy is there's plenty of book content left to go where Rand is arguably not the main character. If the writers chilled for one second, they could get to points in the story where elevating other characters in the story makes sense. Literally, next season would be such an opportunity based on the third book. It would be different if what the writers added and deviated from made the books' story better but it doesn't."

Commenter2": "This is what happens to these adaptations. The person adapting it has their own vision, and literally no one wants it. Just do the fricking books. The story is good, and it's right there already waiting for you. No one is watching and going β€œthank god they changed that” I don't fricking understand the arrogance of these people. It never works but they do it all the time to beloved stories."

Commenter3: "This is what pissed me off the most about all these adaptions. They think they are better than the authors who create the source material themselves."

Commenter4: "One of the WoT show writers literally said "this is the series Robert Jordan would have written if he were writing today" like they somehow equate themselves as a "better" version of him."


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Kaamrev please tell me how they butchered and completely changed the finale this time

I've paid 0 attention to the show and its discourse


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I haven't finished it yet, and to be honest i dont have the energy

like at this point, i just wanna copy the bitching of the /r/wot sub and learn the plot through their bitching instead

also the r#ping of the plot where woman can be dragon born completely fricks the unique vision where Robert Jordan had the reconciliation between the sexes as the supreme main theme from season 1 brought to season 2

also if anyone is interested i'll type a 40 000character longpost on why diversity genuinely sincerely ruins the beginning village for a later plot point, and how a female dragonborn completely undermines the channeling or elemental avatar bending of the universe

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also if anyone is interested i'll type a 40 000character longpost on why diversity genuinely sincerely ruins the beginning village for a later plot point, and how a female dragonborn completely undermines the channeling or elemental avatar bending of the universe

i'm extremely interested in any longpost about the show vs book

i haven't read the books and the show's first season was a disaster. ever since carp peepee teased us with a 4 episode review and never had the decency to finish ive been wanting more.

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Tbh season :marseyautumn: 2 is so much better :marseysaulgoodman: than the first. Glaring issues wrt story :marseyslime: changes but it's heades in the right :marseyhesright: direction.

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I am unironically probably somewhere on the spectrum and I literally cannot bring myself to watch it or I will genuinely rage and not in an enjoyable way


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:#marseycheerup:

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8k marseybucks for a legit review

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Srsly? For 8k i better :marseysaulgoodman: get a 40k word review :marseynostalgiacritic: of each essay with in text citations.

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ahahaha are they seriously still trying to make it metaphysically possible for a female DR???


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I never bothered watching it but kept up with the seethe

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Wholesome respect for damane bodily autonomy


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Egwene fighting in the sky over Falme was on my shit post bingo card. Please tell me that didn't actually happen.

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Nah, they gave up on that and tried to make their own girlboss instead

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How do you look at yourself in the mirror after typing a sentence like that with your own hands?

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He's South African :marseyflagafrica:

That's what they do over there.

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@kaamrev :marseysweating:

he got the wrong person but he knows your nationality

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They are all like this.

It is a curse.

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Black :marseyblackandwhite: folk dont play warhammer :marsey40k: so kaamrev is 100% a white :marseysal3: oppressor

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The sub says the show took away Rand beating Turak lmao holy shit

That was pretty much the only scene I was interested in seeing live action after it became apparent the narrative was going to be shit

Also apparently Egwene is the one who beats Ishamael in the sky over Falme now :marseydarkxd:


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It's actually amusing, they just kept on pretending everyone can recognise people from Two Rivers by sight.

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There's actually a lot of biblical references to people being able to recognise others by sight. In the book of Genesis, when Joseph's brothers came to Egypt to buy grain, Joseph recognised them immediately (Gen. 42:8). Also, when Jesus was transfigured on the mountain, Moses and Elijah were recognised by Peter, James, and John (Matt. 17:4). So, it's not really that far-fetched that people from Two Rivers would be able to recognise each other by sight.

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:#marseyxdgenocide:

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Robert Jordan

Who? :marseyconfused:

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Do it

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I was reading that thread.

1. rand gets zero sword fighting training from lan and somehow still beats turok

2. no badass sky battle, how does the world know the dragon was reborn? Who knows

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