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Lv999_Lich_King un/ded Shrek peepee dimension is not dead  2yr ago (text post) 590 thread views #21130

How I accidentally made Carp the first recipient of the Marsey Award: a tale in three pics

It started off with a blatant case of FALSE ADVERTISING where Landlord Messiah did not come through on the promise of 1,000 dramacoins to whomever followed Carp AS ORIGINALLY STIPULATED IN HIS FLAIR, smdh

I petitioned the man to claim what is rightfully mine but he refused me. Now his Yelp reviews are TRASH and his humble apartment rental business is FAILING!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16841354779880493.webphttps://i.rdrama.net/images/1684135479176352.webp

I noticed that around the same time I was speaking with the Landman, he was in the Marsey Award changelog post complaining about the flair that @carpathianflorist allegedly assigned to him against his will.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16841354804287007.webp

Now if you will look at Exhibit B's time of posting and compare it to that of Exhibit A, you may deduce that @Landlord_Messiah got upset about my pursuing fair exchange of coin for following Carp around the same time that he gave Carp the Marsey Award. Ergo, I am ipso facto heretofore responsible for Carp receiving the award. Now he can only communicate to us by using Marsey emojis.

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This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.

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