Another day off for pizzashill. Gallon of tea and tv dinners with netflix live action anime.
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Out of all the things in this picture that make me want to either kill myself or thank my parents for not letting me turn out this way, the blinds are the absolute stars of the show.
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Im not gay I don't care about blinds
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neighbor you're eating a tv dinner in an mc escher looking arrangement of flimsy ikea furniture while drinking a gallon of tea and you're wearing layers and boots in your pod
wtf do you think money is for
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To hoard for the next big market tank.
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you know 3% 401k matching at $17.75/hour doesn't really count as hoarding right
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I have like 188k in the market right now and over 100k cash on hand but ok lol
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Prove it. Post investment account
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Im not opening any of my accounts until the line goes up. I made this mistake a few days ago and wanted to die.
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Coward. I'll post mine even though I'm down too
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Please tell me you're investing sensibly (targeted retirement account) and not doing the idiot WSB thing.
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You've doubled your assets in 3 months 🤯
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No? I had like 80k cash on hand a few months ago.
The money I had in the market is actually down.
You remember that post I made about tech stocks? I dumped everything into amazon at like 85 a share.
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This was on July 27th, less than two months ago
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why would
you have over $100k in cash?
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Have you seen how recent generations "invest"? They can lose 95% per year in a bull market because they think they're too clever and get sucked into LARPing as Gordon Gecko. Hoarding cash is respectable and idiot-proof.
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Sitting in high yield savings accounts?
Also just like cash on hand.
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Safer in a HYSA than investing in stocks.
Every manufacturer suddenly pumping out EVs, so I invested in Chargepoint -- we had a bunch of projects installing their chargers throughout the country and they are one of the top results for residential chargers on Amazon.
I lost several thousand, hasn't recovered yet.
I really wish I had done a hysa long ago. I make 10x as much interest in the last three weeks at Ally versus the last decade at Chase.
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I might be able to forgive wearing boots inside if it wasn't a carpeted apartment (absolutely disgusting) and they cleaned the floors regularly.
Also none of the furniture is ikea. It's complete Chinese trash ordered on Amazon
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I cannot get a read on you.
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The cable management bothers me. Get some stickybacks and zip ties
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I'm trying to understand your mc Escher butt room. Why did you do this? What's wrong with you?
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that standard operating procedure for poors to make them look rich, doesn't work tho
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Also shitty g*mer chair directly on a carpet. Carpet protectors are like $40 at Staples.
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His gooner chair is already reclined for the optimal jerk angle
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Aren't you a bong
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even I, a bong, can understand the extremely basic premise behind a TV and sofa arrangement, perhaps you were too preoccupied with pistachios
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Oh no, I meant that as a bong by default you are almost certainly a poor.
I'd rather have my window than the tv in front of the couch.
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Neighbor you stock shelves in a grocery store shut your clown butt up
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I'd rather be the fricking poorest shelfstocker in America than the fricking richest CEO in bongland
Back me up !nonchuds !friendsofpizzashill
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If you were the richest in Bongland, you could just move to America and be middle class
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shut the fricking FRICK up
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Wrong. If you were the richest CEO in bongland you could move to America and be rich here.
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Someone already said that moron
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hey cute twink idc
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You drive to work (presumably), does that make you a teamster?
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yeah i mean if you want to do the smug superiority bit, I'd maybe not do it immediately after showing everyone your embarrassing poverty setup? I can actually afford to have both a window and a TV. in separate places. Amazing, I know, when you get your money up you'll see
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Whats the median gdp of bongland these days? 34k?
Mcdonalds wagies make more here.
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this neighbor talking median gdp as if he doesn't stack shelves at a walmart.
Go restock the cashews. don't forget to use the footstool with your 5'9 butt
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I make more money than you do I'd guess.
My take home is six figures after taxes.
Does that even exist in the UK?
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You've got this gary chess thing going where you just keep lying despite it being ridiculously obvious. What six figure earner eats microwave slop, wears fake leather and got a girl that sound like miss piggy
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Six figures is poverty in a lot of US cities
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Your food cost there times as expensive as in UK and what makes you think he has average salary ?
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My food costs arent anywhere near 3x lmao.
Food is is actually more costly in the UK than where I live.
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What you consider food is different from most.
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I am pretty sure you are poorer than most west Europe users here and by life standards one of poorest users here.
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Lol europoors live in a fantasy world.
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You are one the one living in fantasy. In my country gdp is 60k in US 70k I earn more than that by doing absolutely nothing (just going couple of times a week to university) while you doing a job that don't require any education and trying to flex on others.
Rooms I am land lording have better furniture and electronics than the room you are living in jfl
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I would guess you're delusional.
Which country is this?
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Netherland, but after university I planing to move to Luxembourg for cozy banking job. But you need to learn about local prices because if you live in NY or California having 100k is nothing. Someone in Africa who makes 20k would live 100 times better than you
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I love how you try to do the "yuropoor lol" while stocking shelves and living in one of the shittiest apartments I've ever seen. You're spiritually poor, and it shows. Enjoy never actually owning a house and eating slop every day until you keel over from diabetes and cholesterol.
This yuropoor here actually owns a house on 7 acres of land (yes 300k! square feet) with 3/4 of it being farm land, am self-employed and making 70k a year with a big savings account from all the money I made working in the US for over 13 years, which in Portugal allows me to live much more comfortably than you, I live close to the ocean with a seriously great view and eat actually good, fresh food every day, instead of shitty fast food slop.
Also, you have absolutely no sense of style, or practicality, for decorating a house and dressing yourself.
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You make less than I do lol. I also have more saved than you and could go buy a house if I wanted.
I also live within 5 minutes of 3 grocery stores and eat fresh daily.
Be gone europoor.
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Neighbor your window is half an inch away from the next pod lmao
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Why are European wages so much lower than American wages Pizza? Could it have anything to do with big-government and radically leftist policies?
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Europe is probably a better place to live for most people.
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You forgot the under-window heating unit
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Looks like a shitty motel room.
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You forgot the random garbage blocking the corner. I'm upset about how visually distracting my snake plant is with my TV, but at least I can see all the pixels straight-on
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Nice marsey king.
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Starting to think Pizzashill has lost it.
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And shoes lol, in front of the tv.
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our very own truman show
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The Gayman Show
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I just got home.
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Take off your shoes at the front door, you animal.
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he's being modest
stop trying to score free feet pics
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Get your boots off the table, freak
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Stretchy jeans aren't jeans.
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What is propper day off gear, pajama pants?
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Peepees out.
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Flowers? La dee dah.
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Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll?
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Pizza is not a burger. He is 90% Salisbury steak and pistachios at this point.
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Pizza is an iconoclast
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the most benign
@pizzashill posts generate more attention and participation than even the worst war-crimes from slavshit and sandshit
ponder that for a moment,
carp and
@MURDERvan, now I understand why pizza has permanent immuninity
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It would be literally impossible for him to ever post otherwise because rDrama is nothing but joyless autists who have no grasp of anything but REEEEE MAKE FUNNY COW GO AWAY
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gib the same protections to biofoids then too. I spend all my awards on harassing
@Harpooner whenever she posts
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I've tried repeatedly and been told no at every turn
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you expected a MENA to respect women? lol, lmao even
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Outside of the South I think most people drink unsweetened iced tea. I also think most people make it at home because why would you buy it premade?
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that's called a movie you absolute unit
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The one I had on is series actually.
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