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Hockey :marseyyinzer: player :marseychadthundercock: gets his fricking :marseytom: throat slit during a match, dies

https://twitter.com/2Wild2Crazy/status/1718707177043407349
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This is what happens when you push a leaf too far. It's all timbits and maple syrup until the kung-fu knife shoes come out.

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This was in london, which ironically is actually :marseyakshually: very fitting to die after being slashed in london :marseybongcop:

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Wait that makes so much more sense.

:#marseyface: β€œi gotta loiscence for THIS knife!”

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The player who did the kung fu kick is Canadian though

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