There was this stray cat eating and pooping everywhere. It pissed @biggus_dickus off. One day @biggus_dickus found that cat, it was trying too run but @biggus_dickus caught it.
@biggus_dickus was thinking it will scratch me. So @biggus_dickus held both of its legs. Not gonna lie, it was very strong. Even though @biggus_dickus managed too hold its legs. @biggus_dickus was thinking of throwing it around dogs so that the dogs would chase it away. It was an adult mother cat ofcourse.
In the struggle, it managed too free its head and bite @biggus_dickus in @biggus_dickus's hand. MF had a huge teeth not gonna lie but it didnt penetrate @biggus_dickus's skin as it bit in @biggus_dickus's bone. @biggus_dickus didnt really know cats would also bite, only assumed and heard it would scratch so @biggus_dickus didnt really pay attention too its head. And @biggus_dickus is not talking of small kitten, but a big adult mother cat
It ran away and never came back so that was still a mission success
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If you pick up a stray cat that doesn't want to be picked up you're going to be bleeding in multiple places before you know what happened
HTH
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Yeah I usually have to snap their legs before I make love to them. Most kittens are weak if you wanna try one of them
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Well that's horrible
Btw I can't believe u and that other rambling neurodivergent are 2 different users
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Who other?
@biggus_dickus love sucking peepee
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Like this gigachad Brony guy
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Avast, ye scurvy cur! Yer comment be walkin' the plank for forgettin' to include
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The point with the kids was that they already are mandated for kids. So good luck with changing precedence.
See here's another thing ... there's no expectation of privacy in a public area. Fully within my rights to take pictures, even if you feel it's creepy. If you called the police department they would just laugh at you and tell you the same thing ... and that they couldn't do anything. Unless of course they kept taking pictures after you asked them to stop and they didn't ... at which point it would become harassment. Or possibly if it were pictures of minors... But that last part is a grey area. What if that pic was actually a crop of a pic that has my own kids in it and I didn't see the pin till after I went to crop her out? That's not creepy. It happens.
If your husband so much as touched the person, he'd go to jail for assault and battery and possibly subject to a civil lawsuit.
So who's fricking creepy now?
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