There was this stray cat eating and pooping everywhere. It pissed @biggus_dickus off. One day @biggus_dickus found that cat, it was trying too run but @biggus_dickus caught it.
@biggus_dickus was thinking it will scratch me. So @biggus_dickus held both of its legs. Not gonna lie, it was very strong. Even though @biggus_dickus managed too hold its legs. @biggus_dickus was thinking of throwing it around dogs so that the dogs would chase it away. It was an adult mother cat ofcourse.
In the struggle, it managed too free its head and bite @biggus_dickus in @biggus_dickus's hand. MF had a huge teeth not gonna lie but it didnt penetrate @biggus_dickus's skin as it bit in @biggus_dickus's bone. @biggus_dickus didnt really know cats would also bite, only assumed and heard it would scratch so @biggus_dickus didnt really pay attention too its head. And @biggus_dickus is not talking of small kitten, but a big adult mother cat
It ran away and never came back so that was still a mission success
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Well that's horrible
Btw I can't believe u and that other rambling neurodivergent are 2 different users
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