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Leader of the Melbourne Revolutionary Army announces himself to /r/conspiracy

https://old.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/qj98q7/im_the_leader_of_the_melbourne_freedom_movement

I'm split on whether this is bait or a schizo but it's pretty based.

"I know that despite my best efforts, I still am not recognised as leader. Somebody has to show the sheer bloody minded courage to do something spectacular, even if it doesn't work.

So, I walked into the middle of the road, and marched down the street toward the approaching crowd of protestors. I did it rather theatrically, and to give myself a boost, I was playing the Doom Eternal Soundtrack in my headphones.

I marched with focus towards a police car, which was at the head of the protestors and jumped on top of the bonnet, shouting something maybe I don't remember.

Then I bolted, running for my life.

7 or 8 police tackled me, broke my kneecap and wrestled me uncomfortably. People were taking pictures but not helping me. Reminds me of George Floyd."

"Cowardly Aussies. I actually happen to be an American haha."

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Ez bait. Starts out okay but tips its hand too much with the sheep and lefties hate and progresses to full on larping at the end

This is what happens when you have a secluded country with no means of fighting back. Frick Covid, Australia could have been taken over by half the state of Texas in a matter of 10 hours

Where's the lie? Aussies are turning out to be quite cucked, I always thought they were better than euros but :marseyshrug: :marseyshrug:

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I honestly think youโ€™re all just cute twinks. Especially that one queer moderator who skulks around in here. Gee I really do appreciate the thought and all the psycho analysis I really hope that you didnโ€™t have your parents spend their hard earned money on the pressures education to choose a field where you know youโ€™re just bad at it. But my U Penn degree and cybersecurity masters, would beg to differ, thanks for playing though. You realize this sub is nothing but a bunch of fat losers who cry about peoples opinions on the Internet in a sub with other big fat fatties. This sub is the equivalent of a liberal rally, just on the Internet and with less of a purpose and is way less respected.


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